Hiiiii I’m selling 11x14 glossy prints of my drawings for 40 dollars including delivery (45 if you live really far) sorry the price is so high im broke AF and delivery is a bitch dm me if you’re interested!

Often times I say something really unfunny or basic to convey a deep emotion underneath

If you aren’t happy you aren’t taking drinking seriously enough

Who’s that lady Real sexy lady

Does anyone want to change my life

Emily blunt and I did the exact same thing on the same day. Chills

Where were you when we were getting high?

I love tv, food, friends, beer, the sun, the moon, animals, and love. Those are my interests

One of my biggest strengths is I have little to no inner world at all

Woke is trying to destroy stuff like this

This is the first time I’m hearing about this podcast or any of these people

Did anybody figure out how to wear something other than a Blue Sweater i cant figure it Out

On your period mandatory flu shot drop pizza all over yourself have to buy a $30 tshirt at the place you work at train canceled buy a $60 uber in rush hour traffic to go to hair appointment $50 cancellation fee bc you forgot about last one crash out abt old situationships all day

27 is so jarring. Why do you actually have to take care of yourself to feel good now

It’s ugly as fuck stupid as fuck get upset about shit that happened awhile ago Thursday

Unfortunately you have to post male selfies or we don’t know what you look like

Biggest accomplishment of my life is was probably memorizing my social security number. Never did anything else

Basically so horny I am going to die

Tame impala jerk off circle gotta go crazy!