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Conservative, Proud Supporter of our Police, Military, & Veterans. Lawful Firearm Owner. Anti-Stupidity! 🍄🍄🍄

Joined August 2019
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This is why it is important for new migrants to Canada be proficient in English and or French. This guy thought he bought a snowblower.
So is this one a doctor or an engineer?
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Minnesota… She’s coming for your guns.
In one of her first acts as governor-elect, Sen. @amyklobuchar affirmed that she will go after Minnesotans' firearms under the guise of "safety." "The gun safety bill is going to get passed...it certainly should be one of our top priorities."
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I've never heard of a more insanely fkd up idea for a school sanctioned field trip in my life, but this guy telling the story the way he did is PURE GOLD!!🤣👇 Hint: They went to pick cotton!🤯
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Jacques Merde retweeted
BREAKING: Canada's unemployment rate hits a 6-month high after losing 114,700 jobs in just 3 months. Yet Mark Carney just snuck record-smashing immigration levels into yesterday's budget. Canadians need jobs, not more mass immigration: conservative.ca/cpc/no-retur…
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BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that a suspect arrested by US Secret Service last night in a stolen vehicle near the White House with a rifle, two handguns, and ammo is a Venezuelan illegal alien who threatened to kill President Trump and was previously caught and released at the Texas border in 2024 by the Biden administration. Per DHS, last night, Secret Service agents saw a man acting suspiciously in a vehicle on Constitution Ave. near the White House. When agents approached it, the suspect, Ronny Yordrix Guanipa Chrinos, told them he was hearing voices in his head telling him to come to DC to kill President Trump. A search of the car revealed he had an AR-15 style rifle, a Mac 10, a Glock-43x, and ammo. The car was also stolen. He was arrested and charged with carrying a rifle outside of a home or business, three counts of unlawful transportation of a firearm, three counts of unregistered firearms, three counts of unregistered ammunition, possession of certain dangerous weapons, carrying a pistol without a license, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, theft, and receiving stolen property. ICE has placed a detainer on him with US Marshals, who currently have him in custody. DHS says he crossed the TX border illegally in March 2024 and was released into the country by the Biden admin. DHS Sec. Mullin is praising the Secret Service agents: “Thanks to our brave Secret Service officers, this illegal alien with three firearms in his vehicle was arrested near the White House before he could harm anyone,” said Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin. “On top of threatening President Trump, he is an illegal alien from Venezuela who had no business being in our country in the first place. This is just an example of the incredible work done by the men and women of the Secret Service every single day."
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🚨 BREAKING: Meghan Markle’s father, Thomas Markle Sr., 82, has been ARRESTED by the FBI in Florida on federal charges involving child sexual abuse material. These allegations are absolutely sickening. No amount of fame, money, or family connections should ever stand in the way of justice. If convicted, he deserves the full punishment allowed under the law. PROTECT OUR CHILDREN.
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This made me laugh so I hope it did the same for you 🤣
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Jacques Merde retweeted
Liberals importing new voters and soon they will have permanent t power. This is the end for Canada.
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The biggest unreported story from yesterday: Carney snuck into the budget a massive immigration increase with the LARGEST NUMBER OF NEW PERMANENT RESIDENTS EVER next year. Nearly 200,000 more than Trudeau’s highest-ever number year. When we have a shortage of jobs, homes, and health care. Now we know why Carney snuck his immigration plan into a budget when everyone was distracted by the midterms and right before Parliament shuts for 10 days. Unacceptable. This needs a real debate.
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Jacques Merde retweeted
‼️ MAJOR BREAKING: Carney's budget just locked in 750,000 immigration admissions a year. That's more than the entire city of Mississauga. Every year. For 3 years. 380,000 permanent residents a year. 
370,000 new temporary residents a year.
 Plus up to 200,000 temporary residents fast-tracked to permanent status. The Canadian Press reported that Canada could add MORE than 600,000 new permanent residents next year alone. Imagine what this is going to do to our healthcare. Carney told us "immigration is back under control." A MISSISSAUGA A YEAR ISN'T "CONTROL." IT'S A CHOICE.
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Im sure this will piss some people off but I'm Canadian and I dont care about the US midterms I care that Carney is flooding Canada with millions of rapists,murderers,scammers and drug dealers
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Jacques Merde retweeted
This is why I don’t want migrants here in Canada. 🇨🇦 🇫🇷 Around 185 Catholic graves were vandalized at a cemetery in Corbeil-Essonnes, south of Paris, on October 31, just hours before All Saints' Day, when families traditionally visit the graves of their deceased loved ones. Crosses were ripped from graves, statues of angels were destroyed, memorial plaques were smashed, and funeral ornaments were stolen. According to initial police reports, the destruction exclusively affected Catholic graves. A 58-year-old Indian national living in Grigny was arrested by municipal police at approximately 1:40 p.m. after returning to the cemetery following an earlier incident in which he damaged a grave. Police found that the suspect had collected objects from the graves in two bags. The man's behavior raised concerns about his psychiatric condition, and a doctor determined that he was unfit for police custody. He was subsequently referred for involuntary psychiatric hospitalization.
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Dear Leader is “getting excited” about his CBC joining the European Broadcasting Union so Canada can do Eurovision. The talking head on the state broadcaster dutifully notes the PM is tweeting reminders to vote (up to 10 times!) for the five finalists he made happen. Does the C in CBC stand for Carney? “Carney’s Broadcasting Company”? So-called CBC independence looks a lot like “yes, sir” these days
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We have all heard for years that Dems always overreach...and they do. This literally makes NO sense. Impossible numbers. The number are not mathin'🤔
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Democrats haven't even been sworn in yet And Robert Garcia is already telling Republicans to "lawyer up" Calling it the "Trump Crime Family" Not one word about groceries. Not one word about gas. Just subpoenas and revenge. That's what you voted for?
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🚨 A COP AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE DEAD: Bridgeport Officer Cooper Whiteside, 38, and Brittany Islami, 34, a mother of three, killed head-on in Danbury. The driver charged, Melissa Ramirez-Romero, is in the country illegally. ICE lodged a detainer. Her blood alcohol was 0.14, nearly twice the limit. She also tested positive for cannabis. She crossed the double yellow at 63 in a 45. Connecticut is a sanctuary state. Its Trust Act limits when local police can work with ICE. A cop is dead. Three kids lost their mother. And the state's politicians are still arguing about cooperation with the people trying to deport her.
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UPDATE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Stephen Redic, 70, has been arrested in New Hampshire after assaulting a TPUSA member working a booth. He is charged with misdemeanor simple assault and disorderly conduct. 70 years old and acting like an asshole to a kid.
WOW hitting a kid... Arrest him. NOW.
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Imagine if you could reduce your debt by dividing it onto three credit cards! Well Mark Carney says today you can.
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