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I left. You can now find me at @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social under my controversial nom de plum Merrill Markoe. Or on my beloved (free) substack page merrillmarkoe.substack.com . Join me, won't you?
Like many others, this site has now grossed me out one time too many. I tried to hang on. The editorial overview is too grim. You can find me now at bsky.app/profile/merrillmark… or the site where I actually write pieces: substack.com/@merrillmarkoe?…
Well lookee here. Hahaha. I finally beat Aristophanes.
"Cool, Calm & Contentious" by @Merrillmarkoe made it to our list of the best #humor books of all time!
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THREAD: Despite the overwhelming support for telling my story, I want to address some of the pushback I've received from Republicans on this site. First, "This is pure propaganda. Florida has exceptions for rape. You support killing babies so much you’re willing to lie to unsuspecting people about it." 1/
NEW: As promised, here is my new ad for #HarrisWalz. My story never gets easier to tell, but everything is on the line this election. Please watch and share 🙏🫶
🎥 @dprzygoda
Have none of these Trump supporters ever been on a date? The very first thing you learn is 'When a man tells you something weird, BELIEVE HIM."nytimes.com/2024/10/14/us/el…
A powerful song about now, by Stevie Nicks, last night on SNL. You definitely can not say Stevie Nicks didn't warn you. youtu.be/m1PpthYqJks?si=mspO…
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.
The music goes so well.
Note: Someone edited this, but it’s awesome.
Every day T**** and his creepy running mate keep bad mouthing immigrants, forgetting about all the great stuff. Like markets full of unfamiliar foods like Flour Stick which is also my nominee for Best Slogan on a Package in 2024. "Once tasted.Ever Wanted." Maybe best slogan ever.
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NEW: Part Two of the audio version of the immunity brief is out. BINGEABLE CONTENT. You can listen to Jack Smith’s immunity brief while taking a walk or while you’re on the treadmill. Please share widely! It’s free!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
A brilliant take on the VP debate by the always smart and funny Alexandra Petri. With no fact checks, it turns out Vance and Walz agree on everything! wapo.st/3XQa29L
I wrote about how to deal with politically wrong headed so called 'loved ones' at holiday social occasions. And I managed to work Bryan Cranston into it. Find out how here: merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p…
I have written about how to deal with politically wrong-headed 'but unavoidable relatives. And I managed to work Bryan Cranston into it. Find out how I accomplished this magic at link below.
When Relatives Vote Wrong , by @Merrillmarkoe
How to get along with relatives who are voting for the wrong candidate
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THANK YOU Brak & other things. I am so thrilled and flattered. And gotta say: Right back atcha. Space Ghost was definitely the most fun show I was ever on!
Posting this for the people who need to see it. Probably not you. I can sense that you are not that dumb. cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/…
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Jimmy Kimmel handed his show over to his wife/executive producer Molly McNearney Tues night after Donald Trump again suggested at a rally that Kimmel should have listened to her when she advised him not make his knockout "past your jail time" joke at this year's Oscars.
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Bret Stephens says on Bill Maher he won't vote for Trump but is still undecided.
Stephanie Ruhle : "We know exactly what Trump will do, who he is, and the kind of threat he is to democracy."
Maher: "I feel like you're the dog we're trying to get in the car to go to the vet."
Merrill Markoe retweeted
The debate is over. We need to catch our breath. So time for some Sorbet between Election Courses. I am offering 'Who Wore it Best, Fashion Wk. NY 2024." because we need to get caught up before Fashion Week Milan starts next week.merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p…
