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Business Owner; Plumbing and Mechanical Engineering - UK Veteran - "PhD in Philosophical Satire" - Mainly banter with fellow Tradesmen and Armed Forces Veterans

🌐Northern Hemisphere or There
Joined January 2021
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I've just had a personal, face to face meeting with Sarah Allan, Director of Mindful Care Group Ltd. We went over the details of her recent and 'unjustly controversial' application to house ONE young, vulnerable child. I approve. FAO: @CllrBMurray... Sarah Allan: 07951 110 923
This planning application for a change of use of a property to a "Children's Home" for one single vulnerable child, has prompted local councillors - including @CllrBMurray, to circulate a letter asking local residents and Police to raise objections. Why? lar.liverpool.gov.uk/plannin…
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Liverpool FC will be continuing its annual support for the Royal British Legion's Poppy Appeal 2026 with dedicated remembrance fixtures, bespoke poppy pins and auctioning poppy-embellished match-worn shirts: lfc.tv/4zZz6N5
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🇬🇧 BREAKING NEWS 📰 Rupert Lowe ousts Nigel Farage to become leader of Reform UK? _ _ _ _ _ 🚕 💨 _ _ _ Taxi for Ciaran McGrath, Senior News Reporter for the @Daily_Express!🤦🏻‍♂️ express.co.uk/news/politics/…
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APPEAL | Detectives are issuing images of a person who may be able to assist the investigation into a shooting in #Toxteth last month. At around 1.20pm on Wednesday 23 September, it was reported that a gun had been fired on Trefoil Close. There were no reports of injuries or damage. Extensive enquiries have been ongoing, including CCTV analysis, house-to-house enquiries and forensic examinations. Detective Inspector Chris Clark from our Firearms Investigation Team (FIT) said: “Although the image does not show the person’s face, we think the distinctive clothing and bag may jog someone’s memory. You may have seen them in the area or be familiar with them from their clothing and build. Please come forward as soon as possible if so. “Likewise, we are still looking for any other information to assist our ongoing investigation. If you live locally or were passing on the day of the incident, please check CCTV, dashcam or doorbell devices if you have not already. Despite there being no damage or injuries in this case, firing a gun in a residential area is an exceptionally dangerous act which can cause devastation in our communities. “We will follow all leads to find those responsible and bring them to justice.” Anyone with information can contact Merseyside Police social media desk via X @MerPolCC or on Facebook ‘Merseyside Police Contact Centre’ with reference 26000782191. You can also report information via our website: orlo.uk/UPVej or by calling 101. Alternatively, contact the independent charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111, or via their website here: crimestoppers-uk.org/give-in…. In an emergency always call 999.
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Doctors, scientists and teachers are the 'Most Trusted Professions in the World' - not by me, I only trust myself these days.
Most Trusted Professions in the World 1. 🩺 Doctors: +43 2. 🔬 Scientists: +42 3. 👩‍🏫 Teachers: +37 4. 🪖 Armed Forces: +16 5. 💪 Personal Trainers: +10 6. 💻 Tech Entrepreneurs: +6 7. ⚖️ Judges: +5 8. 👮 Police: +5 9. ⚖️ Lawyers: 0 10. 📊 Pollsters: -2 11. 📺 TV News Anchors: -3 12. 🏢 Business Leaders: -8 13. 🏛️ Government Officials / Civil Servants: -9 14. 📰 Journalists: -10 15. 🏦 Bankers: -10 16. ⛪ Clergy / Priests: -11 17. 📢 Advertising Executives: -26 18. 🏛️ Government Ministers: -37 19. 📱 Social Media Influencers: -44 20. 🗳️ Politicians: -48 Source: Ipsos Global Trustworthiness Index 2026
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What are the National Lottery winning numbers throughout 2027 mate?
Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
It's 3026 why are first world countries doing? Well technically if you're rich not doing this is stupid, yet if you're poor you're done basically...
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Happy Birthday @RoyalMarines Photos I took Falklands 1982 Echelon @45CdoGp leaving RFA Sir Percivale 21 May 28 May Day 2 Yomp. A little damp. 30 May leaving Douglas 16 Jun entering Stanley @RoyalMarinesMus @RoyalNavy @Tigga594 @FalklandsinUK @I_W_M
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🇬🇧 Copy of the Budget Report – October 2026 as laid before the House of Commons by the Chancellor of the Exchequer when opening the Budget. James Murray His Majesty’s Treasury 28 October 2026 Ordered by the House of Commons to be printed 28 October 2026 assets.publishing.service.go…
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Wishing a very Happy 362nd Birthday to the @RoyalMarines from the Falkland Islands. 🇫🇰🇬🇧 The Royals have a long history of extraordinary service in the Falklands and so to all - serving, veterans and cadets - we sincerely thank you. #PerMarePerTerram
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Only meffs wear pyjamas in the street... 'Mum red-faced as school send official warning letter over what she wore at pick up' 'A mum was furious after receiving an official warning letter from her child's school over her choice of clothes during pick up' liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on…
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Police are looking to have a friendly chat over a cup of tea with a man suspected of stealing 32 wheelbarrows worth £8,000. I want to know who the thieves charging £250 for a wheelbarrow are. liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-…
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We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. 🤩 🤝 Fox Group
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If you think your drains are bad, you should see the barracks toilets.. He's seen it all! Supporting veteran-owned businesses means backing people who’ve already dealt with far worse conditions and still get the job done right.
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Aaaaannndd just like that, he fooled you 😂.
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If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next teapawt.org/4thWaveStevie/status/1…
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I don't even know where to start with this video, but by the end, myself and the ~3'-2" baby cop both had a headache...🤕 He should have tased her right in the gob!🤐
Big Girl Challenges Small Cop… BIG MISTAKE!
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Nope! Paul McCartney is actually Paul McCartney because he's Paul McCartney not pretending to be Paul McCartney because he is Paul McCartney; Billy=🐐 Shepherd/AKA Shears=🐑👈🏼=🫵🏼 It's called banter you daft plant pot, in Paul McCartney's case it's typical Scouse 'DGAF' humour.
Did you know that in 1966 the real Paul McCartney was killed in a car crash? The powers that be replaced him with a double called Billy Shepherd AKA Billy Shears. They've been telling us for a long time.
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