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Tim Messenger

@MessengerTim

Stand-up Comedian

 Oregon
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Joined October 2010
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No wife. No kids. No girlfriend. No friends. He shops online.
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Replying to @EatHowl
@EatHowl I’m with Sarah…
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Replying to @streamonmax
@hbomax @RaisedWolvesMAX you forgot to fill in the green screen in the finale?! WTF!
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Replying to @tim_cook
@tim_cook Ever since you took over your products have been buggy as shit @AppleSupport @Apple
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This dude has trust issues.
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Ketchup chips?! Foreigners are fucking gross. Deport them all, Long Live @realDonaldTrump
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My current political view.
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