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Jake is proof that I cannot pull out of anything in time. ♡SL1: @RosaryRuin ♡SL2: @HerEternality #RP #Parody #RE #ResidentEvil 18+ MDNI

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Joined July 2024
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🕶 "You're merely postponing the inevitable!" 🕶 Albert Wesker 🕶 RP/Parody 🕶 Canon/Divergent 🕶 18+ only writer is old af.. like Albert 🕶 Mostly SFW 🕶 MV 🕶 Straight, but open to m/m ships with chem. ✔️ & 🔄 🥺🙏
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I cannot control them, they are like Gremlins. I fed the umbrella executives after midnight and then this happened 😬
Please nothing but her (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) I'm scared wesker
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Far more evil than I could ever be.
Alright, Halloween over. Deploy Mariah Carey.
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No one can save you!
Boulder Puncher is after me 😩 Help.
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I am not mean to everyone. Just most people. Especially Chris.
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Whatever you say midget.
“. . . 5’9” Isn’t that short.”
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Is that any way to treat your future niece and nephews father?
“Fucking leave my sisters name out of your mouth,”
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Whatever. You would still kiss me if I asked.
“It was stale. Love died in 1998.”
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Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Chris as my costume. /Had a break to fix the typo lol
Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
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It was a doughnut of love.
Replying to @MessmerSerpent
“… Why the hell would you do that!?”
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I feel like someone is 5'9".
“I feel like someone is jealous.”
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Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
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Whatever I am DMing her right now...
“Don’t make me stab my own eyes out with this.”
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Chris your sister is in her underwear on my TL again...
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“Hey, did you ever dress up as Sheva Alomar for Halloween?” Well, there was that one time.😏💜 #shevaalomar #voiceactor #residentevil5 #residentevil #happyhalloween #REBHFun #REBH30th
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