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Fairfield Ludlowe. Week 9 Games of the Week . Top 10s
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Evening, y’all,
Fairfield Ludlowe is the NEW No. 1 in @TheDayCTSports #cthsfb coaches' Top 10 poll
The Falcons edged out St. Joseph by two points and Hand by eight
You can read more at theday.com if you’d like
We implore you to read it....
theday.com/news/935382/fairf…
Whelp, I was WRONG…. #cthsfb
It'll be St. Joseph based on it being numero uno in both @thedayct coaches' y @GametimeCT media polls
Reckon I'll be in the great minority picking Ludlowe
Please send all hate mail to my home in the Westerly Cumberland Farms' dumpster.... #cthsfb
HI-IIIIIIII,
In case YOU haven’t heard, there’s a new No. 1 in @TheDayCTSports #cthsfb coaches' Top 10 poll
Said new No. 1? Fairfield Ludlowe
The Falcons edged out St. Joseph y Hand for the top spot but it was real close….
theday.com/news/935382/fairf…
GOD MORGON
@TheDayCTSports Top 10 #cthsfb coaches’ poll has already been unleashed and it has a NEW No. 1
Said NEW número uno?
FAIRFIELD LUDLOWE
Just eight points separated it from St. Joseph y Hand
One win in 2017. The No. 1 today
theday.com/news/935382/fairf…
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The genius of the running-elevator gag in Police Squad! is how Leslie Nielsen and Alan North manage to keep perfectly straight faces.
I have no idea how many takes it took, but North not even blinking through the flowers and the arrow is unbelievable.
“I just didn’t want anyone to take my spot (and) prove that they were better than me”
— Hendrix Godin, Waterford #cthsfb….
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This is not a scene from some
macabre horror film, it’s a real photo of Halloween guisers (trick or treaters) from South Uist in the Scottish Hebrides in 1932. Absolutely terrifying.
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A year of wanting to see someone just absolutely kick the shit out of Corino and here it finally comes to fruition. The absolute catharsis that this 60 seconds of action gives you is just incredible.
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Here's that unique walk-off fair catch kick to win the game!
The NCAA restored the rule permitting a drop kick or place kick off a fair catch with no defense (it was removed from the rulebook in 1950, re-added this season).
And the fair catch kick is GOOD! @JHU_Football goes up 31-28 in what must be the first successful GW fair catch kick in #d3fb (or college football) history!!! @FrankRossi