@MetsStitches

Mets content creator (cartoons, memes, A.I.) living life in the mountains of CO. I know ball but mostly chose the parody route. Former host of "Gare Affair."

 Boulder County, CO
metsinstitches.blogspot.com
Joined March 2010
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Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes: "Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."
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Tbey are Y'ing and M'ing and C'ing and A'ing all the way to the polls.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
Paxton rally tonight vs Talarico rally tonight
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So much diversity in Milwaukee. They have every type of white person.
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Take us back to the days of “I’m not a witch.”
FloridaLiving@FloridaGirl314Oct 22
This Ad was a breaking point & has me questioning how do I stay in a Party that condones using the abuse of young girl 48 years ago as a political attack. We are witnessing the final fall of the GOP. There is nothing conservative about it & I just cant be a part of it. 🇺🇸💔🇺🇸
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One of the rarest Mets #StartingLineup figures made believe it or not.
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Hate to be that guy but between the World Series matchup and the looming lockout, MLB is in deep doo doo.
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The tide is turning. My aunt Kathy was a reliable Democratic voter her entire life. But when she heard billions were being spent on an updated golf course in DC, she decided to vote straight ticket GOP. “Some things are more important than affordable groceries,” she said🙏🇺🇸
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I saw the enthusiasm of Paxton's latest rally and got me highly nervous. They are up, they are Y'ing and M'ing and C'ing and A'ing all the way to the polls.
Blake Allen
@Blake_Allen13Oct 19
All I can say about Texas early voting is that the reports I’m getting are that they are devastating for one party and great for the other. One side’s base is showing up and the other party’s isn’t. Especially in the areas where they need them to be. Wow
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The proof:
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The Weaver is back, folks.
Christopher Webb
@cwebbonlineOct 17
Wow. Seeing Trump struggle to board Marine One, now I get why Trump was obsessed with building a new helipad. Walking on grass is an obstacle for him. See the difference?
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Hillary warned you 10 years ago, Fuck-O!
Home of the Brave
@OfTheBraveUSAOct 15
2x Trump voter: "I've hurt more under him than I have any other president."
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Laza
@Laza_BautistaOct 16
The Lifelong Met couldn’t wait to tell the media he was opting out though.
Sonja Chen@SonjaMChenOct 16
Tarik Skubal on his impending free agency: "I'm not going to comment on my future really at all. Today sucks, you know, and that's kind of where my head's at."
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Joel@JoelMetsNYOct 16
Hide the chickens… Edwin Diaz is heading home very soon.
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Is GreeDiaz even on the roster?
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I set up @Muse to scan eBay for the remaining Starting Lineup figures I need to complete my collection and, boy, did it pay off today. The hardest to get is the 2000 Robin Ventura and can go for as much as $50 plus shipping. My scan got it for 12.99 plus scanning.
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I’ve seen more fat, white men in a Buc-ees bathroom.
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Trump’s closing message in Ohio;
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivismOct 12
BREAKING: Trump just evaluated Republican Senator Jon Husted's ass at an Ohio rally. Not his policies. His ass. Up and down examination. His entire body and hands too. Wtf.
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So is @chriswild in the Jackie Chair now on the @sternshow?
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Given the @kellyclarkson controversy, I'm proud to say:
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It went down something like: “Who’s High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson”
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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