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I’m the Best in the World, plain and simple always have been, always will be. I can slap you awake with a reality check, or put you to sleep. @CMPunk parody.

The cult of personality.
Joined December 2024
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I don’t need a briefcase to make my dreams come true or a ladder to climb to the top. I’m destined to be the face of this company regardless. I already got the gold around my waist, I already got the people talking, and I already got a name that’s worth its weight in platinum!
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I’ve been trying to figure out how to talk about this without sounding like every other guy who lost a championship. You know the speech. Somebody screwed me. Somebody got lucky. The belt belongs to me, and everybody ought to step aside while I take it back.
Replying to @ThisIsUVC
Trey Miguel defends the Founder World Championship against CM Punk and Justin Starr in a massive triple threat clash! With two dangerous challengers coming for his throne, can The Spider-Man of UVC survive Las Vegas and leave Grand Slam still holding the gold?
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It will. But being afraid of how losing feels is a lousy reason to hold anything back. So at Grand Slam, you’re getting everything I have. And if either of you plans on leaving Las Vegas with that championship, come prepared to fight me for as long as I can stand up.
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Because I’m coming prepared to fight longer than you think I can.
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Trey Miguel defends the Founder World Championship against CM Punk and Justin Starr in a massive triple threat clash! With two dangerous challengers coming for his throne, can The Spider-Man of UVC survive Las Vegas and leave Grand Slam still holding the gold?
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2025 – 2026 🔥
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CM Punk 2011
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kinda obsessed rn
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