ALT A meme that compares a tall, buff "doge" dog to a small, crying "doge" dog. The buff doge wears flannel, a beanie, and hiking boots and is labeled "West Coast earthquake alerts: Earthquake detected in the next few seconds! Drop, cover, hold on. Protect yourself!" The small doge wears a Yankees cap and holds a bagel and is labeled "East Coast earthquake alerts: Oops did you feel the earth wobble 40 minutes ago?" Also, the West Coast doge has better coffee and hip hop.

ALT Image contrasting Travis Kelce and Kelp by comparing key characteristics. The chart reveals no shared characteristics between the two subjects. The characteristics at hand are "Provides shelter and camouflage for juvenile salmon, herring, and rockfish," "Absorbs carbon," "Serves as breadbasket of the Salish Sea," "Acts as a vital indicator of overall health of waterways," "Provides refuge from ocean acidification for juvenile shellfish," and "Has won two Super Bowls." Notable differences include Kelce's "Has won two Super Bowls." We cannot find evidence that kelp has won any Super Bowls.

ALT A man, let's call him Doug, wears a large flame costume with a hole cut out for his face to peek through. His expression is one of resigned compliance, as if to say: This is what I get for only ever replying with "sounds good" in the group chat.