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Michael 😈 ! COMMS OPEN (3/10)

@MichaelsRealty_

I'll be active till my Regretevator fixation dies or I start hating it on here again. 21 / They/Them / AfroLatina 🇧🇿🇯🇲 priv 🔞: @Meowchaelblog

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These are open indefinitely until I unpin the post btw!! Ignore that it says May, I would really appreciate the support rn ^^
Michael 😈 ! COMMS OPEN (3/10) (@MichaelsRealty_) profile pictureMichael 😈 ! COMMS OPEN (3/10)@MichaelsRealty_May 6
MAY C*MMISSIONS OPEN!! 10 slots open! whipped this up last minute cus I could really need the support rn with groceries and other expenses^^; RTs appreciated!! DM if interested!! (Links in Thread)
A commission sheet. Basic prices: A headshot is 30USD, half body is 60USD, and a full body is 80USD. Cell shaded prices: A headshot is 45USD, half body is 80USD, and a full body is 100USD. Painted Prices: A headshot is 60USD, half body is 100USD, and a fullbody is 120USD. Extra Addons include Extra Characters, +40USD for Half body commissions and +60USD for full body commissions. Simple Backgrounds are +30-50USD and Complicated is +60-100USD. Will do: Fanart, Yumeship/Selfship, Ship art, OCs, Furry/Anthro, Robots/Mecha Won't Do: Pr*ship, Hateful content, NSFW, Heavy gore, or Certain media i'm uncomfortable with. Order through my Kofi, Vgen, or DMs. If you order through Kofi, then please DM me about it first to make sure you are paying the correct price!!

ALT A commission sheet. Basic prices: A headshot is 30USD, half body is 60USD, and a full body is 80USD. Cell shaded prices: A headshot is 45USD, half body is 80USD, and a full body is 100USD. Painted Prices: A headshot is 60USD, half body is 100USD, and a fullbody is 120USD. Extra Addons include Extra Characters, +40USD for Half body commissions and +60USD for full body commissions. Simple Backgrounds are +30-50USD and Complicated is +60-100USD. Will do: Fanart, Yumeship/Selfship, Ship art, OCs, Furry/Anthro, Robots/Mecha Won't Do: Pr*ship, Hateful content, NSFW, Heavy gore, or Certain media i'm uncomfortable with. Order through my Kofi, Vgen, or DMs. If you order through Kofi, then please DM me about it first to make sure you are paying the correct price!!

Commission examples.

ALT Commission examples.

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I'm bad and I'm posture and we're the bad posture brothers #regretevator
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Snazzy@SnazzypreformerOct 31
“Ao3 will be down for a month omg wtf do i doooo!!!”
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LowTierYesio@Wr4ithWr4ithNov 1
JOLLLYY UPPPPP!!!!
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Brown skin WORKS with pink🥹🥹✌🏾
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Rotten 🌺@_rottenbeetlesOct 27
Sick day (1/2) #regretevator #skaterlight
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(Shrimpun)))◀/VGEN@Shrimpun09Oct 27
#FieldsofMistria Are you alright, patient? <
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im really happy that any official art of poob thats outside of the roblox artstyle has them with locs it makes my heart swell :)
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Izzy Itchy Luff@itchyluffOct 26
I don't know. I'm sorry
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💡🍎 🛸@FactypillarOct 26
ok im not tagging i half assed this
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✮fishii✮ Comms CLOSED@fishiistixxOct 26
I mostly animate things for tests and practice, but here's a handful of some scrapped stuff from earlier this year #regretevator
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IMMA SHIT MY SELF
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mikey@rardteeth_Oct 20
whenever i think abuut him it makes me genuinely emotional he’s 13 in itsv and his design is based off a baby deer and he uses kaomojis and he’s the moest nigga to ever moe miles morales i love you
hailee ⁴² 𝄞₊ ⊹ (@ekkogirlfriend) profile picturehailee ⁴² 𝄞₊ ⊹@ekkogirlfriendOct 20
your reminder that miles morales uses kaomojis
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crumb 🇻🇳@cupTWOstOct 21
um so theres a bug
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scrolling through my notes app and found gem #skaterlight #kasperlight
Kasper: I don't wanna weird you out. Lampert: you're already weird, kas. Kasper: I mean... Are you sure it's me? I'm just a dude, man. Are you sure you love me or it's because I'm the first one you met? Lampert: I'm glad you were the first one I met. I've been through a lot since I met you, and I don't think I've felt anything as bright as seeing you for the first time. Kasper: God dude... You're making me blush. Lampert: let me see your face. A head tilt up looking into beautiful brown eyes and little black dots. The shade is hot or the blood rushing to the cheeks are hotter. Cloth to lips, we make the best we can out of a kiss between human and lamp. It felt like love.

ALT Kasper: I don't wanna weird you out. Lampert: you're already weird, kas. Kasper: I mean... Are you sure it's me? I'm just a dude, man. Are you sure you love me or it's because I'm the first one you met? Lampert: I'm glad you were the first one I met. I've been through a lot since I met you, and I don't think I've felt anything as bright as seeing you for the first time. Kasper: God dude... You're making me blush. Lampert: let me see your face. A head tilt up looking into beautiful brown eyes and little black dots. The shade is hot or the blood rushing to the cheeks are hotter. Cloth to lips, we make the best we can out of a kiss between human and lamp. It felt like love.

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if i posted my writing to ao3 i'd be loved by all
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LMAOOO sorry anon thank you anon
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crumb 🇻🇳@cupTWOstOct 20
no one's baby #TFA #Humanformers
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Boogie 🌿🌺/ Angel Poob CEO@collectornadoOct 19
Melanie having a saviour complex and fear of being a burden by needing help so she is escaping the complex feeling she has towards Mozelle by instead focusing herself on being with the stinky guy so she doesn't have to be vulnerable with Mozzie #teabunnyisstillin
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