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Michelle πŸ’™πŸ’›

@MichelleC____

Native Floridian 🍊🌴 Bourbon enthusiast πŸ₯ƒ Carrying a ludicrously capacious bag πŸ‘œ Expect nothing. Appreciate everything.

 Central Florida β˜‰
Joined April 2013
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Nostalgic 90s
@90stalgicOct 26
Me in 1996: I can't wait to see what the future looks like. Me in 2026: Take me back to 1996.
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Slutzy Putzy@putzisbackbabyOct 24
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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AriπŸ¦‹βœ¨
@Ariszn12Oct 17
I’m starting to think the Mayans weren’t predicting the end of the world in 2012. They were just warning us that everything afterward would be incredibly fucking stupid.
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I have have 5,000 pictures on my phone and almost zero social media presence πŸ™ƒ
Nostalgic 90s (@90stalgic) profile pictureNostalgic 90s
@90stalgicOct 17
Millennials went from uploading 200+ photos every weekend into random Facebook albums to posting on Instagram once a year
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Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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I didn’t spend hours on the phone voting for her to win American Idol just to turn on her now. I stand with Kelly Clarkson.
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Bridget@realityreactsOct 12
Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
Ω‹ (@DlCKLACE) profile pictureΩ‹@DlCKLACE13 Jul 2022
fuck you and your bird
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Preston Stewart
@prestonstew_Oct 4
I’m sure Russia will be very honest and transparent about this.
CNN International (@cnni) profile pictureCNN International
@cnniOct 4
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/4yy0wJR
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angelπŸŽ€@angellailah_yGSep 22
SO NOBODY TALKS TO THEIR DAD SIDE OF THE FAMILY ???????????πŸ˜‚
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@ParmaJawnCheeseSep 15
When the rules of literally any card game are explained to me
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Ryan Boser πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🏈@Ryan_BoserSep 1
This shit was crazy. Make sure you set aside 2.5 hours cuz you'll binge the whole thing.
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixAug 28
β€œI’m about to kill myself and I just want my family to know where to find me.” Death of the Pastor's Wife is now playing.
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Damn it 😭
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZAug 26
Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 πŸ’”πŸ•ŠοΈ tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry…
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Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) profile pictureDolly Parton
@DollyPartonAug 25
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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This is just a normal summer afternoon in the theme parks at 4:30.
WeatherNation (@WeatherNation) profile pictureWeatherNation
@WeatherNationAug 23
"HOLY SMOKES": Things took a WILD turn today at EPCOT as nasty winds and rain slammed visitors! One stroller apparently decided it had somewhere else to be and took flight! Definitely NOT the Disney magic anyone was expecting today! 🎒 #FLwx
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Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
@RossKneeDeepAug 21
Just in case you're not feeling like the winner you used to be, just remember, you will never come close to being the collosal loser this guy is.
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Sarah Ironside πŸ’™
@SarahIronside6Aug 12
A shitload of cocaine.
Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) profile pictureSuzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1Aug 12
What the hell is Pete Hegseth actually doing?
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Alive and well you stupid bitch
IGturdleclubsupplyco (@TurdleClub) profile pictureIGturdleclubsupplyco@TurdleClubJul 31
HEY VACCINATED PPL: how yall doing?? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Who is eating this??!
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoJul 28
Crumbl has revealed a Flamin' Hot Cheetos-inspired cookie It's a lime sugar cookie topped with tangy cream cheese frosting and crunchy spicy cheese crisps
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Ryanair
@RyanairJul 23
it's still Twitter
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseJul 23
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovJul 23
I totally understand you
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