Michelle B.

People are telling me that they thought this picture I took of a sea urchin was a picture of some kid with a big mop of hair from the back! I DON'T SEE IT! 😭

Not ashamed to admit that my husband drove to SIX @McDonalds in #Cary and #Apex NC to get our 3 year old girl who loves Ursula a Halloween bucket. ALL of them said they ONLY have Maleficent. Was our area completely ditched?! Not cool.

My three year old just renamed my bra and I’m here for it and want an official name change: Boobie Shells 🤣🤣🤣

Entering your late 30s is having to put a locator device in your purse 🤣🫠😭

Having a toddler is a humbling experience. My daughter just told me my hair looks fluffy today, like a dog. And proceeded to run her fingers through it and pet me. At least she finished by saying, “I like it?” 😭🤣

Anyone have recommendations when it comes to a first bike for a soon to be three year old?

Just called my husband by saying “hey daddy” and realized our toddler wasn’t in the room. It gave us a good laugh 🤣

Can someone explain to me why I see these everywhere? In every parking lot… for grocery stores, shopping… everywhere!

Truth time. I feel like I’m fighting for my life to get my wedding ring to fit after having my daughter. Did this happen to you and did you ultimately find your way, or have to get your ring resized?

You haven’t lived until you eat a leftover toddler meal for dinner with a toddler fork because you have no clean forks for yourself at the ready.

Is X feeling more and more quiet by the day for you?

So @taylorswift13’s ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’ was a success! Shoutout to my husband who missed the first 40 mins to ensure I had a good experience when our daughter decided to resist bedtime. He stood outside and sang to her through the baby camera. ❤️🙏

The best #husband ever. And my first time in #Vegas too! @backstreetboys here I come! #bsb #backstreetboys @spherevegas

Midweek check in time! 👋 I’m guilty of getting so heads-down in work, that I forget how important it is to pause, look up, and connect. So if I made it onto your feed today, hello! Here’s a moment of me behind the video calls and between the pitching I’m doing today.

YES. IT. DOES!

Everyone loving the idea of hating on her. It’s so odd to me. So here I am supporting. Breakfast with #flowersprinkes today!

Testing. What are we all talking about on here? 😉

It’s the #remix! #mufasa #mama #daughter

One day you’re young and fun and the next you have a favorite blanket.

I am beyond scared for the United States of America. Who are we?!