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I tweet tings. Parody Account. Not affiliated with the real JCole.

North Carolina, USA
Joined December 2024
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Replying to @tayelixir
Tom Holland and “marry a ten” Or Sabrina carpenter and “Barry kheogan”
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Spiritually same shows but not enough people watched wonder man to care
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LANTERNS season finale, I'm begging you, don't pull a PEACEMAKER Season 2.
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You can tell Lanterns is a good show because comic book readers hate it.
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Remember the beginning where they still cut off kane’s finger to send back as proof so they could move on? It’s literally foreshadowing for this since we figure that Noah is the last surviving manhunter. Zoe’s death means they think the manhunters are gone and Noah will be safe
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JayZ don’t even have one album better than @kanyewest College Dropout
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Internet: “switch 2 has no new exclusive games” Pokemon: “announces new switch 2 exclusive that’s a year or more out from launching” Internet: “why do I have to pay $450 to play Pokemon. Should be on switch 1!” Like clockwork. lol
Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!
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Asian Middle Child retweeted
It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East. It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.
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If Tom’s Spider-Man did some stupid shit like these the cbm community would have had him crucified on the spot 😭😭
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Eagles are thrash right?
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Oh Bill, you would never say this to Dlo in person and we both know it.
Bill Simmons describes D’Angelo Russell’s career: “He’s your buddy that comes to visit and it’s really great when he is only there for one day and by day six you’re like, ah, I’m ready for him to leave. That’s D-Lo,” (Via @ringer / h/t @HoopAnalysisNet )
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Wow so the C. Viper trailer was really cool, but did Capcom think we weren't gonna notice Viper ripping off Rumi's Unique and Iconic hairstyle from K-pop demon hunters!? Like what are they even doing lmao
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americans be like "MM:DD:YY" is how u say dates verbally and then have a national holiday called "4th of July"
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They put a warning in front of ‘Rush Hour’ because of Gen Z
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Yall missing the meaning here. Bell bottoms. Drake bell. Simplified to drake. Kendrick is saying he came from the bottom and rang drakes bell. It’s simple if you pay attention to the symbolism
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Asian Middle Child retweeted
No Surprises: Travis Hunter Takes Home the Heisman After a Historic Season buff.ly/3OWe8t1
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Replying to @CultureCrave
Wrong mushroom Pokémon. He actually played Breloom as shown in his Twitter banner.
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