"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer
Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
Joined May 2009
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SHORTER: they catfished these lesbians
THEY EXPOSED THE FRAUD.
NOW THEY’RE THE ONES GETTING CHARGED.
James O’Keefe and Cam Higby walked into Minnesota polling places in disguise, used real voter names, and recorded how easy the “vouching” system is. They never signed the oath. They never cast a ballot.
Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty still hit them with felony charges for “unlawful voting” and identity theft.
Exposing the holes in the system makes you a criminal.
That’s not protecting elections. That’s punishing the people who showed you the holes.
SHORTER: When I was 8 we used to go to the skate rink, head to the soda fountain put Coke, 7UP, Mr. Pibb, Sprite, Orange and Nehi Grape -all of them in the same cup. We called it a-
"SUICIDE".
I did not know how prophetic that would one day be.
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Meanwhile in Scotland's Parliament: "Black history is Scottish history"
You aren't mentally ready for this voice
SHORTER: Proof that I.Q.s have dropped off a cliff.
🚨 NOT THE ENEMY: Drivers stuck behind an Anti-ICE sit-in on the Brooklyn Bridge just BEGGED protesters to let them through.
One dad said he needed to pick up his DAUGHTER from school.
Others said they backed the cause but didn’t want to be the ones paying for it.
“I’m not the one shooting people,” one driver told the group.
So activists seize a bridge.
Working parents miss school pickup.
And regular New Yorkers get trapped for someone else’s protest.
That’s not justice.
That’s hostage-taking with a hashtag.
SHORTER: Ever notice how bitches blind side someone or sucker punch them. That's why they're called bitches.
SHORTER: all you need to know happens in the first five seconds. Red Baron smiles and happily responds w kindness at the "time of day?" request like any compassionate human at 5AM. Then his kindness is taken for weakness. Jesus would have clocked him.
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Why is it that certain cultures automatically resort to loudness, threats, and violence whenever their uncivilized behaviors are called out or they’re told “no”?
SHORTER: truth
Not sure who this young man in the video is that Spoton-101.com shared but God Bless him for breaking down the honest truth 🇺🇸🙏❤️🙏🇺🇸
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Here’s my gift for the day. She thinks having sex with a 9 year old is DISGUSTING when she thinks Trump did it; runs away when she finds out it was Muhammad.
SHORTER: The longer we make it "illegal" for Dad to say "bc they'd be killed" the more danger and false expectation we pass on to another generation of girls. Stop this bullshit. It ends in tragedy.
SHORTER: Ever heard "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE" by Mitch Miller? This is the exact opposite.
‼️‼️‼️As a Somali speaker let me translate the song. This is a very VIOLENT song she put over her video… “I will wipe the floor with my enemies. I will crush them under my boot. I will put them in graves”. This is no laughing matter it is a coded message and a dog whistle to her Somalian followers to get ready for violence‼️‼️‼️ 😲😲😲
SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.
Hey @grok, was the unnecessary roughness call against Cam Skattebo today, the worst penalty called in an NFL game ever?
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The world No. 1 in women's tennis, Aryna Sabalenka, unleashes a devastating and unfiltered statement: "It's vital to protect fairness. Biologically, men are much stronger than women. It's not fair. It's not equality. It's not women's sports if we let biological men compete against us." She sides with Sophie Cunningham and sends a clear message: women are not going to keep staying silent while they steal our titles, podiums, and opportunities from us.
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Shits happening again!! But this time got busted.. but this is one polling place, out of how many thousands? This is Treason, or at least Sedition. Do these people know the consequences for each? Do they think there’s too many of them?
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🚨 ALERT: Bernie Sanders just pitched a wealth tax in Michigan to make childcare, college, medical school, and nursing school “free.”
That is not free. That is you paying for it.
Abdul El-Sayed is running on the same socialist agenda.
Michigan workers built this state. They do not need another tax-and-spend experiment.
MICHIGAN DESERVES BETTER.