@MikeMitchNH

Dad to Noah, Natalie & Gabriel. OG Yordan Alvarez stan. 2x Champ #Astros. Ralph Yarborough Democrat. Connecticut kid. IB/AP Econ & Psych teacher. CT-NH-TX-🇨🇭

 Gava Mar, Barcelona/Houston
Joined October 2010
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If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”.
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Katie Bruggeman@kbruggemanIA12h
The Cheesecake Factory debate is really something. On the one hand you have Barack Obama, who couldn’t pay off his student loans until halfway through his first term. But on the other hand, Donald Trump has never driven a car, shopped for groceries, or changed a baby’s diaper
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Allie ✞
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Living in a location where you can leave your house and go on super long walks is the biggest quality of life boost
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Red Sox
@RedSox23h
A legend was born on this day. Happy birthday, @45PedroMartinez!
TEXT: Happy Birthday Pedro Martinez IMAGE: Pedro Martinez pumps his fist and smiles during his recognition at a Red Sox pregame ceremony. He is seen wearing a Red Sox home white jersey.

ALT TEXT: Happy Birthday Pedro Martinez IMAGE: Pedro Martinez pumps his fist and smiles during his recognition at a Red Sox pregame ceremony. He is seen wearing a Red Sox home white jersey.

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Is the next GM responsible for these hires and simply unannounced, or are they actually going to have the new “boss” inherit a bunch of new directors and coaches who report to him who he had nothing to do with hiring?
MLB Trade Rumors
@mlbtraderumors16h
Astros Hire Connor Watson As Director Of Hitting mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/a…
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(((Harry Enten)))
@ForecasterEnten21h
I'm more of a Friendly's guy myself.
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: There are two girls but they only have one cup? Billy [rewinding the video to its beginning and studying it at 1/4 speed]: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US THIS
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What's funny about it is that Cheesecake Factory is lib coded! It's not Cracker Barrel or Chik Fil A. The idea that rural dumbasses who vote MAGA view Cheesecake Factory as part of their culture is nonsense. There are few locations, and they anchor upscale urban shopping malls!
Nate Silver
@NateSilver53823h
The people complaining about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line sound like performative humorless scolds, maybe this is Woke 2.0.
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Online conservatives are completely full of shit all the time. Their voting base is nothing like the big accounts who take offense to everything on their behalf, and so it's all bad faith efforts to manipulate actual voters from overeducated misanthropes who live among the libs.
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If you try to stop the movement of funds from public schools to the private market, even when it’s hurting your rural constituents, GOP billionaire donors will destroy you in a primary. Texas knows this lesson well:
ProPublica
@propublicaOct 25
A high-ranking Republican had wanted only to curb the unchecked growth of West Virginia’s voucher program, not destroy it. In the ensuing backlash, three PACs — affiliated with the Koch family and Jeffrey Yass — helped defeat him at election time. propublica.org/article/west-…

He Tried to Set Limits on His State’s School Vouchers. Billionaires Helped Bankroll a Campaign to...

A high-ranking Republican had wanted only to curb the unchecked growth of West Virginia’s voucher program, not destroy it. In the ensuing backlash, three PACs — affiliated with the Koch family and...

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obama: drumpf made the white house look like a terrorist bought a mac donalds working class larpers : do these wealthy out of touch liberals not understand that the average american would give their right arm to get married at a mcdonalds
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Average red-state Democratic candidate: former Navy SEAL turned small-town pediatrician, has never once said a curse word Average blue-state Republican candidate:
MaineJumbo🌲🦞@MassJumboOct 23
The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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I called it 4 days ago. Trump is gonna have to pardon all of his appointees. The whole executive branch. There’s too much lawlessness on immigration, impounding Congressional spending, firing civil servants, etc.
Kate Nocera
@KateNoceraOct 24
SCOOP up now @washingtonsun from @JasJWright and @jstein_sun : The White House is weighing mass pardons for junior staff washingtonsun.com/whitehouse…

White House Is Weighing Mass Pardons for Junior Staff

Conservative groups influential with the Trump administration have pressed for the preemptive acts of clemency.

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Such a scam. Predictable.
Houston Chronicle
@HoustonChronOct 24
Families have spent more than $270 million of the state voucher funds. The Texas Comptroller won't disclose where the money has gone. houstonchronicle.com/politic…

Texas won’t name the private schools and vendors profiting from state vouchers

Families have spent more than $270 million of the state voucher funds. The Texas Comptroller won't disclose where the money has gone. 

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my goodness, that’s a lot of successful trading
MLB Pipeline
@MLBPipelineOct 23
Here's how the Rays and Brewers used the trade market, free agency, the Draft and more to construct their #WorldSeries rosters: atmlb.com/4jWucMj
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don't tease me, Joel
Joel Sherman
@Joelsherman1Oct 23
#MLBNow on MLBNetwork from the World Series. With Mark DeRosa, Brian Kenny. Joined by Astros GM Matt Arnold and Rays bench coach Rodney Linares. Lots of talk on the series.
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jen ramos-eisen@jenramoseOct 23
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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They fixed this better than the Brewers fixed their greedy Timeless Ticket cold feet.
Stefan Bondy
@SbondyNBAOct 23
NEWS: The Knicks say using the allure of rings for a cybersecurity test was "an unfortunate mistake." They reveal plan to hand out 275 championship rings worth over $3.7 million. Story here: nypost.com/2026/10/23/sports…

Knicks reveal $3.7 million plan for employee championship rings after coming under fire for...

Assistant coaches will get their real rings “shortly,” said a league source, who added that the distribution of 275 championship rings was always the plan.

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NEW: House Judiciary Cmte Dems are probing Trump Admin claims about noncitizen voting In memo they note: 1) Dept of Homeland Security initially claimed 15,903 noncitizens registered in Nevada 2) When pressed, agency provided only 185 names 3) All 185 were actually citizens
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Josh Barro
@jbarroOct 23
This is strange. I was told the foreign countries pay the tariffs, so why would this help in the election?
Catherine Rampell
@crampellOct 23
The U.S. is expected to remove 50% tariffs on some Canadian products in a bid to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins and other Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections wsj.com/politics/policy/trum… via @WSJ

Exclusive | Trump Expected to Remove Some Tariffs on Canada in Bid to Help Susan Collins

The move, which could come as soon as Friday, would remove tariffs on some agricultural and forestry goods but could raise levies on other products.

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One thing you understand quickly about Billy Evans in You Can See Everything is he’s very much the insecure-yet-cocky trust fund bro who tries to hide that dad still wires him money at 32 by larping as a self-made businessman with right-wing bootstrap politics. Many such cases!
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