@Mike_Cutway

32 and stoned. Screaming for @thenorthernto - Snowboard, biking and will occasionally quote The Simpsons. 🐺 : Chakotay

 Canada
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Joined February 2011
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Chakotay and I are watching Finding Dory cause we cute af #Longhairdontcare
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Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave..
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Really hope Cameron Heacock makes a wild come back
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Who is editing the articles in @NewNoiseMags ? The amount of words with typos in these interviews is wild
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Apparently, @Eric_Leblanc_ counts the amount of squares he uses to wipe his ass
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Fuck all the flags, the greed and the world leaders.
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When I was 15 I was listening to @Mudvayne’s world so cold and my mom came and said she loved the lyrics. My response was “MA, you can UNDERSTAND?!”
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If you play the new @counterparts905 EP at 45BPS it literally sounds like @dyingwishhc 🤣
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Mastercard is a PGA sponsor.. yet if you use Mastercard, the amount of rejection is hilarious.
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Lina
@catapinacaro2 Mar 2025
Replying to @nypost
Coupla beers
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Aes🇺🇸
@AesPolitics14 Mar 2025
What the fuck are we in a trade war with Canada for? Who the fuck voted for this stupid fuck?
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Jeff Sunday
@TheDegenWeekly2 Mar 2025
This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years
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I wonder when Tkachuk is gonna stop being a soft ass and accept their loss.
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Matthew Gertz
@MattGertz28 Feb 2025
I refuse to believe there are people who talk and write about politics professionally who are actually unaware of why Zelensky wasn't wearing a suit.
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Pete Bear@MadHabber28 Feb 2025
How punchable is Vance‘s face on a scale from one to 10?
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Stand Up Comedy Special | Are You Garbage: Route 66 Tour (2025) (Full)

Stand Up & Crowd Work Comedy Special featuring stand up comedians K...

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@AreYouGarbage LFG
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“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS” 🏆 🇨🇦
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What a game
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Nothing like a good ol fever hallucinations to get you through the night.
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“Do you remember beanie babies?” @kylemooney 🤣
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