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PGY free. Pluripotent unicorn.

Joined August 2018
What do you like to do outside of medicine? Me: Nap, mostly.
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An Ensure on the rocks kind of night.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but your partner goes through your residency too.
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Med school: here is how to doctor Residency: they taught you WHAT
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Pizza doesn't fix burnout pass it on and also the dipping sauce
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If you think vaccines are bad for blood clots, wait until you hear about sitting.
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The resident urge to leave medicine and open a bakery.
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Important updates from the last three years: - finished residency - had a kid - matched to dream fellowship - never *once* used organic chemistry #MCAT #GoodByeTwitter
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The worst thing you can do as a resident: 1. Lie 2. Calculate your hourly wage
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Nobody: Medical exams: it could also be syphilis
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I think it’s about time for medical trainees to be fully transparent about the very clear and repetitive abuse we receive from nurses on a daily basis. Unfortunately, it’s not new and what’s maddening is that it doesn’t seem like it’s getting any better.
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Therapy should be free for any student who has been personally victimized by the TORCH mnemonic
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Watching the variety of ways people wear masks has shown me why condoms fail so many.
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QI project: call mom more
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"What diet do you follow in residency?" Me: Intermittent survival
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Today's the first year anniversary of my first vaccine! Here is a list of the side effects I NEVER had! - death - blood clots - ICU admission - mind control - magnetism - reptilian transformation - infertility* 🥳 *confounded by free contraception
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It's a bloody strawberry, Jonathan.
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The resident urge to leave medicine and open a bakery.
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Me: *Spends 2 hours meticulously documenting consult* Them: *scrolls to impression and plan*
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DSM-5 (Taylor's Version)
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At some point during residency, your engine light will come on. And at some point after residency, you will deal with it.
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