Gamer Jon’s Dept. • Veteran journalist • Catholic • Moderate • Fair & balanced political commentator • provider of parody
Los Angeles, CA
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“maga ran out of FUCKS in 2016 we ain’t offended by no stinkin ad”
“vivek is indian”
“WHAT’S THAT MEAN U RACIST??YOU TAKE UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS. WE DONT TOLERATE THAT KINDA TALK HE IS MORE AMERICAN THAN MOST AMERICANS🤬🤬🤬”
lol looks like bro found some fucks in the back…
little known fact: when indians come here, they’re baffled to find a bizarre contraption in every home known as the toilet. they concluded it’s an electronic hairdresser and stick their heads in, turn the knob and come out in what they think are beautiful, modern american hairdos
interestingly, here in 2014, he begins his speech using his regular voice. then a set piece malfunctions and he breaks into the negro pastor character for comic relief. it works bc he’s v obviously and intentionally affecting his voice for the moment. then he goes back to normal.
it would appear somewhere along the way, he decided he would just become a cartoon character, which was probably easier than trying to square giving speeches about how republicans aren’t racist one day, then calling trump a racist the next, only to insist on the day after that why the party must unify behind trump.
lol at the black lady who very clearly does NOT want to be there but she couldn’t refuse the free chicken sandwhich combo she was offered by gop officials to come sit in the audience and make it look diverse
he was prob tied up w homework but maybe if vivek spent more time watching sitcoms and had a better understanding of american culture, he’d realize americans (or any nation where the dwellings aren’t mud) don’t typically love a mom who stood by her husband as he raped her kids…
“we really can’t get anyone better than eminem to collab?”
“sir, you are a MAGA rapper w one hit from the 1990s…”
“i don’t care, call up all the washed artists everyone just assumes died from a sizzurp overdose. i’m sure one of them needs the money”
*enters lil wayne*
the epidemic of hicklib simps is a direct byproduct of fox news fooling red america into thinking that watching a bunch of opinionated childless divorcees in mini skirts sit on a couch and gossip about the news is somehow right wing.
