
Professor. Talk Show Host. Wrestler. Daddy. #GalaxyCon moderator. 🤘PLEASE WATCH my show #TheRoad on the YouTubes!
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The most magical moment I’ve had at any #GalaxyCon event! Here’s a couple thousand people singing Happy Birthday to @RealGilbert!!
Thank you @GalaxyConRich!
Shut - and I cant emphasize this enough - the fuck up
Get a dome like AMERICA’S ballpark @CleGuardians
What if Jeff Hardy only did that dance because he was trying to hit the Stand goal on his Apple Watch?
Instantly did a Twitter search for “The Trop”
Was NOT disappointed.
So many tears.
#RaysUp
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Update?
Replying to @MLBNetwork @RaysBaseball
Drew Rasmussen is a solid pitcher, but he's probably the worst 'ace' the Yankees have faced in a big series in 20 years.
He's a massive drop-off from prime Chris Sale, Gerrit Cole, Justin Verlander, Zack Greinke, Corey Kluber, David Price, Dallas Keuchel, Blake Snell, and Yoshinobu Yamamoto.
We're a lot more concerned with having to face Gavin Williams and Parker Messick in the ALCS.
Giddy up!
#RaysUp
100% chance the World Series gets played in this ballpark again this year.*
Fixed it for you.
#RaysUp
Only 40 years old.
Hug your loved ones.
Hell, hug the people you hate.
Life’s waaayyy too short.
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
Need @JomboyMedia on this one…
Easy answer: @zoeyskyepro
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This is cinema.
Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game.
Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten.
You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute.
And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter.
You got one clock showing 0:00…
Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND…
You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix.
And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down!
Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years.
But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is.
The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain.
So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching.
CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I’ll straighten the numbers out.
Because the numbers don’t lie…
AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance…
Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show set to end after next season after 24 years trib.al/g2RzIQV
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
ABC has denied this report: ew.com/abc-denies-ina…
My $5 Hot and Ready pizza at @littlecaesars is $6.99, and NOT ready.
#ThanksObama
“I will continue to stand for women”
I believe you meant “I will continue to stand up to women.”
We all saw the video, dude.
🚨SEE YOU IN COURT!!!
Just filed a federal complaint.
I’m taking legal action over my ejection from the @chicagosky game while peacefully exercising my First Amendment rights.
My T-shirt did what the whole @WNBA apparently couldn’t: define a woman.
No threats. No violence. Just biology.
And somehow, that required a security escort.
You don’t have to agree with my speech but you don’t get to silence me for it.
I will not be intimidated.
I will not be silenced.
I will continue to stand for women and defend free speech.




















