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Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined September 2023
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Harry Kane 🏆 Talent gets you noticed. Mentality makes you great. No ego. No theatrics. No shortcuts. Just relentless hard work, humility, consistency and an obsession with improving. Kane’s attitude is what sets him apart. A proper role model. 👏 #BallonDor #HarryKane #NUFC
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🏆⚽ Harry Kane. What a player. An unbelievable season, goals for fun and a genuine Ballon d’Or contender. As Newcastle fans, we know a world-class striker when we see one. 👀⚫⚪ Whatever the final result, Kane deserves enormous respect. #BallonDor #NUFC #HarryKane
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BLACK & WHITE! ⚫⚪🔥 Newcastle U21s 3-2 Sunderland U21s! Twice behind, twice fighting back, and an 85th-minute winner from Vakhtang Salia to seal the derby! Park Seung-soo looks a serious talent too. 👀 How long before we see some of these in the first team? #NUFC
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Which former Newcastle United player deserved to win the Ballon d’Or but never did? 🏆⚫⚪ Alan Shearer? David Ginola? Peter Beardsley? Hatem Ben Arfa? For me, Shearer in his prime was genuinely world-class. Who gets your vote, and why? 👀 #NUFC #BallonDor
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Everton away in the cup on Thursday. I'd rather see Jaissle build momentum with a strong XI than make wholesale changes. A cup run could give this Newcastle side a real lift. Would you rotate or go full strength? #NUFC
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One win doesn't erase Newcastle's problems, but that second-half performance against Palace showed what this side is capable of. The question now is consistency. Have we finally turned a corner under Jaissle, or are we getting carried away? #NUFC
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Will Osula has given Jaissle a genuine selection headache. Took his chance against Palace and offered something different up front. Does he deserve to start against Everton, or should Wissa come straight back in? #NUFC
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I wonder if the biggest mistake we’re making with AI is preparing adults for new jobs while preparing children for old ones. If intelligence becomes increasingly accessible, perhaps education should focus less on producing answers and more on developing judgement. What changes?
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We keep asking what happens when AI takes our jobs. I think we’re avoiding a much bigger question. What happens to people when the world no longer needs them to be useful? We’ve spent generations tying human worth to productivity. AI might force us to rethink what a life is.
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Please for the love of god just bring on Joelinton and Burn, we have zero passion.. without Hall we look like a championship side at best. #nufc
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That was horrible to watch, Hull are a good side. Our injury list just keeps growing. Glad we’ve got the international break #nufc
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Just like that my optimism for the season has faded. Right Wing has been the same issue for the past 3 seasons #nufc
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These are the games that highlight how far we’ve got to go. The holes in the midfield are gaping.. #nufc
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I’d rather see a donkey at RW than Murphy he’s been horrendous #nufc
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Bruno has hooked me back in just a little… that celebration is everything we want to see against the mackems but it should have been in ⚫️⚪️ #nufc
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Seeing gordon do so well just leaves me feeling like this… #nufc
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Newcastle have overhauled the squad, lost some of our best players, and somehow ended up with the best squad we’ve had in as long as I can remember. That takes some serious work behind the scenes. Credit where it’s due. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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Isak left and crumbled in his first season. Bruno left and is immediately injured for weeks. Tonali left and suddenly every flaw in his game is being exposed. We know exactly when to cash in. We don’t sell our best players. We sell at their peak. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC #NewcastleUnited
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Hahahahahaha #nufc
Newcastle are walking into a completely different #Spurs. Savinho has arrived. Marmoush has arrived. Fernandes pulling the strings. Tonali is hunting. Kudus is back. And now we get to see what De Zerbi-ball looks like when the stakes are real. Pray for Newcastle. #THFC #COYS
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Tottenham lost to Newcastle 0-2 youtu.be/MW1Ym7zlqRs
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This might be the best transfer of the window…. The pasta shagga seems to be delivering the best news this window. #nufc
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