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I chuckled.
Martin Rafelt (@MartinRafelt) profile pictureMartin Rafelt@MartinRafelt9h
Juego de Posicion
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They promised a movie and we got it
FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) profile pictureFC Bayern München
@FCBayern12 Aug 2023
🎬 Action! FC Bayern proudly presents 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄. #ServusHarry
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.@M4RZ0V3LLI12h
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@vsrsus14h
Olise just dropped the coldest Ballon d'Or film.
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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I don't understand this reflex to dog on an ex-player just because the club's PR is better now and he wasn't as lucky to be recognized during his time with us. Yes he is bitter and said some stupid stuff. Whatever. He still should have gotten that award in 2020
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Suddenly we like France Football because they gave Kane the Ballon d'Or, but they've disrespected Bayern more than Lewandowski ever could in some stupid, bitter interview. We can have a laugh and move on, it's not that serious at the end of the day, but
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I don't expect anyone to agree, but when all is done and the dust is settled, I will think more kindly of a player who gave his all, brought us success and left on a bitter note than one who stunk up the pitch but never said a bad word about the club, and we've had many of those
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@nonewthingOct 29
Elite football is played in 3x speed. Fans need to learn to not be so critical.
ante todo mucha calma (@crapulinya) profile pictureante todo mucha calma@crapulinyaOct 29
Con la refcam se aprecia la locura de lo buenos que son y la velocidad y potencia con la que ejecutan los movimientos. Qué barbaridad la élite.
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Rest in power comrade
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Quenton Nelson & Jeffery Simmons settling into their stances on Monday night.
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Momoko Tanikawa vs Real Madrid (H) - UWCL League phase
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ْ@BumdesligaOct 29
United are so bad their fans are reminiscing about Marcel Sabitzer
AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 29
We chose to sign Mount instead of keeping him btw
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I don’t know what it is but there is something sad about Mbappe’s career. Can’t quite put my finger on it.
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Ayo...
Shabazz 💫 (@ShowCaseShabazz) profile pictureShabazz 💫
@ShowCaseShabazzOct 28
LILY YOHANNES HAS DONE IT AGAIN WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
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This was deadass hilarious last night
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THIS IS SO ADORABLE😭❤️‍🩹
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@GideoomaticOct 28
He's getting ready for his own ballon d'Or
Bayse Sports (@BayseSports) profile pictureBayse Sports@BayseSportsOct 28
Michael Olise. 🥶 teapawt.org/AustinReyle/status/211…
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Michael Olise pointing to Harry Kane after his panenka penalty
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Max Eberl confirms that Vincent Kompany has been discharged from hospital. The coach has been diagnosed with a meningeal irritation Eberl: "They have found what it is. It's meningeal irritation that caused this incident last Friday. I'm very, very sure that he will soon be back on the sideline at 100%"
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