Joseph shares the rule his mom taught him, Quit Taking It Personally (Q-TIP), that got him through years of retail and works for gig work too.

LMFAO! Wait for it!

I went on a months-long journey to find the best place to pee in American golf. Everyone who read this when it went up Friday seems to have liked it, and laughed 2-4 times. Unfortunately, only six people read it. I call on you to be the 7th: golfdigest.com/story/the-sea…

MAGA grandpa attacks Black woman U.S. Marine veteran—trying to cast her early vote. Accuses her of faking being handicapped. "I am 100% disabled," she says. "And I served in the Marine Corps as well." "Handicap isn't how someone looks." "I'm also a Gold Star Family because my husband and I were dual military." Woman's car is brand new and still has temporary tags. Permanent registration is designated for ISA disabled plates—something police can verify. But because he didn't see a placard hanging in the window, he told her, "You don't look disabled." Invisible disabilities are still disabilities—you cannot look at somebody and decide whether they are "disabled enough." Incident occurred at Tompkins High School in Katy, Texas. Felicia Bratcher doesn’t have an account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.

Seven parents in Orange County who were accused of allowing their children to illegally ride electric motorcycles on public roads were charged with child endangerment. Details: ktla.com/news/california/oc-…

Y’all are going to hate me for this tweet, but I don’t care. I knocked a door just like this while running for office months back. My only comfort? Realizing that in 10–15 years, all the Boomers will be dead and we’ll still be here. Change is coming whether they like it or not.

Nerd alert 🤓 Researching $UBER on a Saturday night. They might be building the most underrated subscription machine in tech. Look at the partnership spree: • Costco: (Canada, Mexico, and Japan) + 47 states, 600 warehouses on Uber Eats members get 50% off Uber One, and shop grocery deals through the app. • Loblaw's (Superstore, Shoppers) now live on Uber Eats in Canada • Best Buy, Home Depot, Lowe's, DSW running $25-off + $0 delivery perks. • Even INSTACART uses Uber's courier network for restaurant delivery. • TD Bank handing out free Uber One to cardholder. • Companies buying Uber One for employees as a workplace perk. Every single deal funnels people into Uber One. That's recurring revenue, higher order frequency, and locked-in loyalty on top of rides. Uber isn't a ride company anymore. It's becoming the everything-delivery platform 🚀

NFL player Todd Gurley is listed at 6 feet 1 inch. Trump is 6 feet 3 inches. Something isn’t adding up. 🤔

Your Uber to the airport this morning cost $207.15. Your driver (me) earned $73.02, or $51.84 after vehicle expenses. Uber kept $86.52, or 42% of your fare, AFTER insurance, taxes, and other fees. $86.52 > $73.02. Uber (software) kept more for arranging the trip than it paid me to drive 60 miles over 74 minutes. Here’s what makes this interesting. I’m a data guy and I’ve driven this exact airport trip about 190 times over the past few years. Passengers usually pay around $123, and Uber typically keeps 20%. Today, you paid $84 more than usual. There was nothing in the app explaining the higher price. You just happened to pay significantly more for the same trip, and Uber kept most of that difference. I’m not complaining about the $73 fare. I’m pointing out how the system works.

We’re giving out free money. Through Oct 25, every Wallet Boost is doubled. Pay $100, get $200 in wallet credit. Pay $2,500, get $5,000. Covers Ride Assurance and airport fees. Check your HUM text or email for your link to boost! Questions? [email protected]