Texas Attorney & Texas Tech Law Alumn ⚖️ #lawtwitter #TTULaw. my views are my own, and they’re pretty much all I have at this point. She/Her

Texas, USA
Joined July 2019
Please consider everything that has happened since Jan 3, 2020 my villain origin story.
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Officiant: *at wedding* does anyone here object to this union Lawyer: yes unduly burdensome and not limited in time and scope
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Partner: did you only bill 3 hours this month? Me:
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Drafting a bio for my firm’s website is a lot harder than I thought it would be since I can’t call myself fergalicious.
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Give a man a MoonPie and he will thank you but teach a man to MoonPie and Clint from our legal team will take immediate action
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When you come back from a long weekend but it’s billing day AND all your time was turned in before you left >>>>>
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Your honour, my client was being a silly goose. I do apologise.
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Another school year has officially begun and it is wonderful to have our students back on campus! We are looking forward to a very safe and very successful fall semester.
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your honor I might be a barbie girl but this is NOT a barbie world
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I know it’s toxic academia, but I’ve romanticized the hell out of working late in my home office with warm lighting and my study playlist.
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Bryan Camp @TTU_Law, Lesson From The Tax Court: Blind Reliance Is Not Reasonable Reliance bit.ly/3mXjkho
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Genius.
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short people wearing suits is so funny to me like where are u going boss baby
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People who have been working in the legal field for a while: how long did it take you to figure out a routine that became effortless and habitual?
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I want to be A Person Who Wakes up and Works Out. I’m not. But I Want To Be(TM)
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I’d like to update you all on the situation: I’m at the gym.
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