@Miserable_PhD

Passionately curious since 1992.

 Bay Area, CA
Joined June 2009
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Damn!
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania11h
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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Oh wow
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter16h
More about the Seahawks acquiring Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson in a trade with the Colts: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5029…

Seahawks acquire eight-time Pro Bowl guard Nelson in trade with Colts

The Colts have traded eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks.

espn.com
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Well yea, most rookies are 5/6 years younger
Real App
@realappOct 27
This is NOT normal for a rookie
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
scary lawyerguy@scarylawyerguyOct 27
Much easier for the media to lock in on faux Cheesecake Factory outrage than a House Dem report indicating Todd Blanche basically told Ghislaine Maxwell "stop talking" when she was about to discuss a girl that could more closely tie Trump to Epstein
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ESPN
@espnOct 26
Breaking: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula, while Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder, per @ShamsCharania. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months — most, if not the entire season.
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This is tremendous content
Jake Lundahl
@LundahlHorsesOct 25
Arguably the worst human trait is the urge to build totalizing, technocratic systems sold under the guise of "intelligence".... when the true motivations behind them are fear, ass-covering, and the desire to outsource accountability. It's this crazy subconscious magic trick where "cowardice" gets transmuted into "being smart". The parallels to what's happening in tech right now are obvious, but I actually had this thought while watching postseason baseball recently. And specifically how teams treat their pitching staffs in October. You can tell which managers are handcuffed, in whole or in part, by the modern iPad analytics mindset..... versus the old school ball-knowers who understand that playoff baseball is NOT regular season baseball.
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
🎃 Zach-o'-lantern 🎃@zmullisOct 26
The Peanuts music makes this even better
Chev GPT
@Chev90Oct 26
This is S-tier rage bait during a crucial point in a crucial division game. Masterful work.
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
Tommie
@tommiedotjpgOct 26
The Washington Post
@washingtonpostOct 26
Breaking news: Anthropic discloses $80 billion loss as the artificial intelligence company prepares to go public. wapo.st/4jCqBCR

Anthropic discloses $80 billion loss as company prepares to go public

The company’s financials reveal huge losses and surging revenue.

washingtonpost.com
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MY BELIEF NEVER WAVERED
Underdog
@UnderdogOct 26
J.J. McCarthy - ethical hooper
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Big Ben for sure, very likely Gronk, and absolutely NO ONE else lol
Terry Walker
@TerribleTerry83Oct 26
So how many of these guys do you think will be voted in for the first try into Canton? @NFL @ProFootballHOF
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One of the most incredible performances I’ve ever seen
Redd
@ReddCinemaOct 25
2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
Mike Kash
@FFMikeKashOct 25
Your uncle 7 Miller Lites deep against your 9 year old cousin in the Turkey Bowl
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He’s actually cooking here
MeekMill
@MeekMillOct 25
Sports betting took over the drug game lol
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That boy is gonna be a CHUCKER good lord
Bradeaux
@BradeauxNBAOct 26
Fun fact: Darius Acuff Jr. has the most shot attempts in NBA history through the first 3 games of a player’s career with 74. Game 1: 24 FGA Game 2: 26 FGA Game 3: 23 FGA He’s also the first player to attempt at least 20 shots in each of his first 3 career games.
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Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 26
The 0-3 crew
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That shit STUNK, respectfully
LEEK
@iamleekOct 25
Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLOct 26
"Former first-rounder" when you are still on the same team is a level of dogshit not yet fully studied by dogshit scientists
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 25
#Bengals DE Shemar Stewart, last year’s first-round pick, is a healthy inactive today vs. the Baltimore Ravens.
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So the answer to the “disconnect between Black and Muslim communities” is to vote for a racist White man. Cool cool cool
Ali Harb
@HarbpeaceOct 24
I asked Melanie Rutherford, of Democrats for Rogers, about the issues that drove her to campaign against Abdul El-Sayed, she brought up "the disconnect between the Black and the Muslim community." I also asked about the $30k she received from a Republican-funded PAC.
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Iggy fried that man lol
TreX2th 📀@TreX2thOct 25
AI could never come up with this drag
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I left Rome at 7am and I’m still traveling…. And they left my bags in Canada….
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