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Misnomer

@Misnomer

Humorist. Satirist. Provocateur. Writer of bon mots.

 The Boulevard
Joined January 2011
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Happy Halloween! I’m having breakfast at Sadelle’s, and I am in costume. First person to guess it gets a strip of bacon right off my plate.
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Time’s up, bacon is gone!
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Vegas hotel room carpeting is 85% polyester, 10% nylon, and 5% flicked boogers.
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🎃
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Absolutely pouring in Vegas rn.
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Meh.
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Bill came to $80,000 thanks for joining me
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Getting pretty full, guys.
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Figured I’d better order dessert.
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I was still hungry so I ordered this steak.
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Then I ate this duck, can you imagine??!?
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You’re probably thinking, “You didn’t keep eating stuff, did you?” I sure did.
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Undeterred, I ate this too.
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I just kept right on eating.
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Then I went right ahead and ate this too.
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I ate this too.
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Dine with me, as I drunkenly eat Michael Mina. This is a…thing.
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LGBNAF
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Called a guy at the airport Moby because he looked like Moby. I was like, “That kiosk is open, Moby.” And we laughed.
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.@ATT is laughably terrible.
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