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HR obsessed. 30. ao3 Fic writer. https://teapawt.org/t.co/SOCae2B6Jb https://teapawt.org/t.co/v6Ae5fdsdl

Joined March 2026
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friendly reminder to maybe note down to go back and leave a kudos and comment for any fics you read as epubs once ao3 is back up <3
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the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭
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“doesn’t mean we have to accept-“ the concept of ‘don’t like don’t read’ has officially died
Replying to @dalsearie
everyone knows fanfiction is mostly written for fun, but that doesn’t mean we have to accept writing from people who barely can form a sentence + as with every “hobby”, isn’t improving your craft kind of the point? you wouldn’t applaud someone who sucks at any other art form
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and now im crying bc he loves him so much omg..
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Yash made three of the dumbest movies in BB history and I’m not even exaggerating - I cannot take his dumbass seriously #bb28
Yash says Melody should have basically played for second place and kept him. Says Melody's game was the second worst and Taylor was the worst. #bb28
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what's with ppl recently and their obsession with wanting to bully tf out of fic writers and then playing victim when they receive an ounce of pushback cuz ppl don't like, y'know, being bullied unprovoked by internet strangers
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why do people salivate at the idea of telling fic writers how bad their writing is
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shane’s thumb softly rubbing ilya’s cheek for almost the whole conversation like that’s his baby
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The lack of Snapchat in heated rivalry is a historically accurate tragedy
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ilya lost in the shane sauce bc shane initiated the sex this time and he can’t believe this is his life #YUMMY #MOREPLEASE
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from "oh god he's probably marrying somebody else" to "oh god how do i make it work" oh ilya 🙁
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the way ilya tried to calm himself down before going to shane but shane noticed him anyway. my favorite loverboys :((
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So why did no one tell me how fun it is to write fan fiction. It’s like playing Barbie’s and I can do whatever I want with them omg I love this.
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comment more on fics u read cus i swear to god sometimes ur comment can turn an author’s mood around (that’s js what happened to me)
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people being stingy with kudos on ao3 is crazy to me if i read to the end of the first chapter, i kudos if i really liked it, i open a private tab and kudos as a guest if i really REALLY liked it i kudos from every device in my house
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SHANE IS NOT ILYA'S WIFE ‼️‼️‼️
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Pls comment on the fic you love no matter how long ago they updated because i am going to pull my lazy ass out to continue writing my dropped fic from years ago for the people who kept leaving new comments on it.
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ika didn’t care at all😭😭
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