#tvismydrugofchoice Lover of tea and good grammar. Enthusiastic dancer. Feminist, filmmaker, rule breaker.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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Check those stars🌟✨💃🏽🎉💐👍🏻🙌🏻👏🏼@five_point_one #spendthenight #theatre @adelaide_fringe #yassssss – at Adelaide, South Australia
Today i facilitated an 11month olds first real life kitteh interaction and yall i think i found my purpose, kid was so excited. Chompski is avail for smol person kitteh intros 😽😽
I am HERE for random people hearing me utter a few words and immediately asking if I I’m into Kath and Kim. It’s noice, it’s unyousual, it’s different.
I no longer get mad at things that don’t surprise me, and nothing surprises me- is this the definition of being dead inside?
Everyone is wondering whether my kid will have a laid back aussie accent or start talking like a he’s straight out of Goodfellas when the sad fact is he’ll probably sound like the GPS lady
I imagined maternity leave quite differently, it did not involve organising opossum removal or my sons intense love of 5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.
Remember Warheads?? Even after a bad experience you’re eager to try all the other flavours … weirdly addictive once you give in to the peer pressure of it all … this is also being a parent, yes?
One day my kid is gonna say “we’ll look who it is- it’s fuck boy” and I’m going to have to rethink the way I address my cat.
Me binge watching Offspring not because it’s good but out of nostalgia for
- knee high boots and tiny scarves
- Fitzroy alleyways
- barely working actors I used to serve coffee to
- terrace houses
- Melbourne pubs
- Carlton Gardens
- 112 tram
- walking home in last nights clothes
