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I am Mister Blean. Player of video games. Hot Take Haver.

Joined July 2011
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you wanna do it again.
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So I did a thing. I know it's not amaaaaaaaazing. But I love it. @Halo @helldivers2 youtu.be/zN8aAd56o30
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Holy crap I can't believe it's been this long. I remember when I just used this to post stupid jokes. Now I'm just old and bitter at video games. 🤣
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Ahoy mateys! Just wanted to share some fantastic artwork by the one and only @GreyAarken! DEVIL FISH! @Vex_Alta, @MisterBlean, @Makki_Wolf, @AceTheBreaker, @SirrNathann, @SnacksTimes, Invictus, Spain, Zero, @FabledFeral #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate
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Rare sold their soul to Disney and Sony and has never been the same since. They need to stop lying to their player base about content and updates. 🌿
Apologies for the short notice, pirates, but unfortunately, tomorrow’s planned release has been postponed. We’ll share more details in the coming days, including when players can expect the monthly update to launch. Thanks for your patience.
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Ahoy me hearties! Just wanted to share some incredible artwork by the one and only @GreyAarken! OVER THAR! @Vex_Alta, @MisterBlean, @Makki_Wolf, @AceTheBreaker, @SirrNathann, @Melinda18854126, @SnacksTimes, Invictus, Spain, Zero, Feral. #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate
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Met some absolute legends, including some who logged out before pictures, this community weekend. Had a good time doing Fort of the Damned and fighting a few people. Glad I was able to take part this season! #SeaOfThieves #CommunityWeekend
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PLEASE DO NOT JUST OPEN A TAB AND PUT MY CONTENT ON YOUR SECOND MONITOR Please watch every minute of it. Actively. Please memorize the words. Please do not go to the bathroom. Please delete your ad blocker. Please do not eat. If your eyes aren't bleeding you haven't done enough.
If you want to help with the streamer awards plz consider opening a tab and helping farm ad rev here :) Live until the streamer awards twitch.tv/qtevents (I dont have enough sponsors to pay for the show this year so if you like the show & want it to exist come hang out)
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Ahoy! Just wanted to say thank you so much to all of me mateys for joining me on Twitch! Today we hit 500 followers! Huzzah me hearties! HUZZAH!
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i cannot stress this enough. TWITCH VIEWERS, stop taking bathroom breaks and stepping away from your computers/phones while your favorite streamer is live. it is DISRESPECTFUL and rude. we take time out of our days to entertain you. the least you could do is watch.
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Sometimes the grog hits just right.
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