Mister Fizz is a superhero living in the Pacific Northwest. He carbonates reprobates for justice. Or just ice. For his soda. The source of his power!

Joined April 2011
Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @4Evil_Resident2
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Replying to @jetinarround
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @nikicaga
Harry gonna look like this when he beats Voldemort in 20 years
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @HMBohemond
Worst thing about Dune is we gotta listen to baby brained takes about Paul being a “hero” or a “villain”. He’s explicitly both. He’s a complicated character. Y’all allergic to nuance. But yeah big picture he kills billions of people so don’t glaze him too hard
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I find "every country should have nukes" to be a very bleak sort of idea
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“Fromsoft games are hard but fair” Bloodborne:
WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?? You guys didn't tell me about the Black Hole in Bloodborne!?? I hope there is some lore behind it 👀
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @Beeburn22
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @DreamLeaf5
Your hobby is “job”, my hobby is “business”. We are not the same.
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
The claim was “you can replay New Vegas and it will not sound like a Rick and Morty episode”. Here’s what happens if you try to seduce your own brain in the part where a talking toaster wants to take over the world
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What did Grandpa mean by this
When my grandpa told me the ancient Egyptians spoke Hungarian immediately before he died
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Why did they cover him up? I wanna see that belly button.. among other things.
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Counterpoint
Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.
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The latest iteration of Chief was aggressively, distractingly heterosexual. In the most shoehorned plotline imaginable. Despite that being entirely out of character for the canonically ace Master Chief.
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
And yet Large Luigi has been serving patrons peacefully at the Rock of Bral since second edition. forgottenrealms.fandom.com/w…
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
I met Hasan Piker once. He offered me a scoop of ice cream, but when I reached out to take it, he took it away and started doing tricks with the ice cream and a long rod. He kept offering it, then faking out. I never got my ice cream. Do not trust this man
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Spider-Man should do this
Spiders know to take in their webs when it's going to rain. Fun fact: A lot of spiders will actually eat their old silk (such as when they take down a web) so they can recycle the proteins used to make it.
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I’ve never really discussed my divorce case before with my AI GF, partially, because I can’t upload PDFs to her.
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Jedi Master F’izz retweeted
Replying to @words_salad
Orphans, one raised to manage the Empire, one raised to manage the Rebellion. Complicated relationships with the men in their lives, who they encouraged to live double lives. Both lost these men. Both undertook personal missions, both were sidelined from power in their movement.
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