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now a warning ?!

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Joined April 2007
Stopppppppp @PhaedraParks posted a photo of us on her instagram 😂😂 I can die happy now
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Am I a horrible person if I say I will forgive him for this if he finally gets the Vikings a superbowl championship ? 😬 maybe not forgive but I’ll look the other way ..
Kirk Cousins makes the Minnesota Vikings INSTANT Super Bowl favorites. Expect Justin Jefferson's fantasy football production to SKYROCKET and the Vikings offense to flourish. Pro-God, Pro-Trump, and Pro-Touchdown QB Kirk Cousins is aging in reverse like President Trump!
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We were excited about Kyler ? .. I don’t remember that 😂
Vikings fans went from being excited about Kyler Murray replacing J.J. McCarthy, to being excited about Carson Wentz replacing Kyler Murray, to being excited about Kirk Cousins replacing Carson Wentz. All in the same season.
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Lmao
Vikings release WR Odell Beckham Jr.
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Rough night for Carson Wentz and the Vikings in primetime 😬 Wentz's QBR was the lowest by any player since 2019.
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Wentz is as accurate as a Star Wars stormtrooper
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You guys the #Vikings are pissing me off so bad I’m looking at the @LouisVuitton app wanting to try and spend money to feel better.
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This. Ugh it’s so frustrating
The Vikings have a Super Bowl level defense and a peewee level offense. They’re not even playing the same sport.
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About to get a splinter 😂
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“I like taking jobs from younger actors.” — Robert Pattinson
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I think Zachary is sober but baby… Sarah and Jessica look lit AF thank god they got home safe lol
jessica lange saying the ahs actors used to have to drive themselves home from set just makes these pictures a thousand times funnier😭😭😭
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Sorry but Democrats are just statistically way hotter than republicunts . I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️
This is Sam Forstag, he’s a union leader and former snokejumper and is also the first Democrat to be elected in Montana to the US House in over 30 years.
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Hakeem Jeffries meeting privately with Jared Kushner should disqualify him from being Speaker of the House. Full stop.
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Just wrote to my congresswoman asking her NOT to support Hakeem Jeffries as speaker of the house. I encourage you to do the same
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Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
What’s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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Randomly watching some live Adele performances on YouTube. Do yall understand how hard this woman’s songs are to sing, and she like always sounds fucking flawless ?! It’s so unreal. I’m so lucky to have seen her live 5 times, 19,21,25 and twice in Vegas. Baby I’m a STAN
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And to think I supported your Oscar win. @jes_chastain you should be ashamed of yourself !! 😂😂 jk of course
Jessica Chastain thought "Hypocrisy & Bullsh*t" was tacky… #WWHL #RHOSLC
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Tell me you only live near white people who look just like you without telling me lmao Losers !
It always blows my mind how every major urban city in our country votes democrat...it's as if it's by design, which I believe it is. You look at the wide open spaces of Texas, they're conservative, free, and private. Major urban centers with people packed like sardines, they're liberal...I'll never understand it.
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I would do this just for fun back in boyscouts to piss off the older kids 😂 but we all had to get our equal chance at the game!
I Didn’t Know Legend of Zelda Chickens Do THIS! 🐓 ❤️ @nintendouk
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