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MistiDew

@MistiDewdrop

Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist. I bake bread and distrust the government. Loved by @PsychonautRuss

 Florida, USA
Joined October 2023
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I’m not the only one getting use out of the pregnancy pillow
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Olé
Russ (@PsychonautRuss) profile pictureRuss@PsychonautRussNov 6
They put the Hispanic children in the food truck. 😂
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That’s what being a mother is about. You be real with them and stand on business.
Muskrat (@negronimuskrat) profile pictureMuskrat@negronimuskratNov 4
The first time I have ever heard a mother or a female hold her daughter accountable - check this out
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Trees up!
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don (@tafkardesign_) profile picturedon@tafkardesign_Nov 2
Tom Cat from Tom and Jerry Vintage Vogue pattern V2367
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Snagged a free,basically brand new tree behind a Taco Bell in a donation bin. Thank you Jesus your birthday will be wonderful this year.
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Sounds like a psyop to keep all the good candy for themselves
Nicolas Hulscher, MPH (@NicHulscher) profile pictureNicolas Hulscher, MPH
@NicHulscherOct 30
🚨MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ARE ABOUT TO FILL THEIR HALLOWEEN BAGS WITH ARSENIC-LACED CANDY Florida found a STAGGERING 60% of popular candies contained this HIGHLY TOXIC element linked to multi-organ damage and cancer. Your child can only eat the following amounts per YEAR before breaching the arsenic safety limit: ⚠️ Hershey's Cookies 'N' Creme: 1.2 bars per year ⚠️ Kit Kat: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ Snickers: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ 3 Musketeers: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ SweeTarts Ropes: 3 ropes per year ⚠️ Laffy Taffy Banana: 4 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Strawberry: 4 pieces per year ⚠️ Jolly Rancher Sour Apple: 6 pieces per year ⚠️ Jolly Rancher Strawberry: 6 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Cherry: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Rolls: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Roll Vanilla: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Fruit Chew Lime: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Swedish Fish: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Watermelon: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Dots: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Black Forest Gummy Bears: 16 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Watermelon: 18 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Tropical: 18 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Gummy Clusters: 24 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Original: 36 pieces per year ⚠️ SweeTarts Original: 48 pieces per year ⚠️ Original Skittles: 48 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Grape: 96 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Strawberry: 96 pieces per year ⚠️ SmartSweets Caramel: 1 bag per year ⚠️ SmartSweets Sweet Fish: 1 bag per year Thankfully, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Hershey’s Milk Chocolate were among the popular candies IN THE CLEAR.
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That’s exactly why
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) profile picture𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohlerOct 29
Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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I love you while you’re small, I’ll love you when you’re tall. At any size you’re my little miracle.
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We need a remake of this game. Better graphics, options to use real money like most games today and maybe breeding mechanics to get weirder dogs
Memory Card (@MemoryCardFiles) profile pictureMemory Card
@MemoryCardFilesOct 26
Nintendogs | Nintendo DS - 2005
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Ultrasound appointment is next Thursday
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Coming up with names for your first child makes you realize how many people you dislike.
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I am so thankful to be bringing new future life into this world with a man that loves me so much and has helped me put enough work in myself that the Lord has seen my efforts and blessed me with my first child.
Russ (@PsychonautRuss) profile pictureRuss@PsychonautRussOct 16
I’m going to be a dad again.
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Got woken up to catch the rocket launch, space station and a shooting star. Today’s a win so far.
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My beetles have been hiding lately. Maybe due to a spider somehow moving in. Found this girl out and about this evening.
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A loving inseparable couple
HOUSE PORN (@HOUSEPORN___) profile pictureHOUSE PORN
@HOUSEPORN___Oct 11
I wonder who came up with this crap 🫪
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Me using his shoulders like a squatty potty
ʸⁱᵏᵉˢ (@EmoBeefSupreme) profile pictureʸⁱᵏᵉˢ
@EmoBeefSupremeOct 10
The king's toilet / queen toilet
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Me and @ProblemGirl_13 if we were fat guy homies.
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsSep 30
This is what real friendship looks like 👏
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