i had a dream that my dad and i were driving around newburgh at night and i saw this owl that was the size of a full car lane sitting in the road. i told him we HADTUHGO and he said no and i woke up. i cant stop thinking about that govt science project owl...
Wish it was acceptable to hit the cars parked on the street when they're not supposed to be, derby car style all of the time.
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#IKnewItWasAScamWhen they said my brother was just put in jail and needs money ... he’s been in jail since 1984
why are cabinets being taken out of kitchens? who can say they have pretty enough dishes AND foods to keep on open-air shelves in their kitchens? yall whack.
had a piece of melted chocolate on my shirt from a muffin this morning and nobody told me. the INDECENCY of my coworkers is astounding.
Walking down the street last night, an ambulance popped its siren and a guy walking past jumped a little and said "they caught me walking too fast" dad jokes in action
Watching a live video of my class and in the group chat everyone's asking how everyone elses Monday was. Are Wisconsonites the nicest ever? #americascanadians
Someone give me a bunch of money so I can go back to school, but still afford to pay for my apt and car??
Friends that crash goodbye, your soul will change the future.
And that's where the beauty in death resides
