I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
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I’m all good - currently having fun mainly on Insta and Threads, also on BlueSky. All same username.
@MittenDAmour how’s things? I’ve noticed you’ve not posted for a while. I hope you’re ok.
I’m still laughing at myself over this. Baller move. instagram.com/reel/DTiul87DB…
Whoever is dressing him deserves all their flowers. He's rocking up on red carpets looking modern, cool, age appropriate and unique. Too often child stars are plopped in grown-up cosplay or dressed like little baby dolls.
Satan has no more villainous torture device in his arsenal than a bored small child in a nail salon.
Fill my ears with molten glass, I beg.
Great theory on why Fiona switched and voted for Sam on last night’s #TheTraitors
Me: Gosh, I hope my period doesn’t leak and ruin my outfit
My crusty fucking ketchup bottle: Oh it won’t 😉
Just imagining Fiona’s heart sinking into her Tena at that round table seeing everyone not caught up in her mess falling into the exact trap Rachel promised, eyeing Sam and Jade. #TheTraitors
Absolutely HOWLING that Fiona set off her “hand grenade” certain in her superior deviousness, only for her to get banished with not *one* vote for Rachel. #TheTraitors
I cringed so hard my tampon shot across the room #TheTraitors
Fiona makes for great TV but she’s a fucking hateful mad badger who has mistaken her idiotic impetuosity for devious brilliance. #TheTraitors
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My favourite quote from It's A Wonderful Life is: "Teacher says, every time a bell rings, THAT IS A SIGN FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU; SIT BACK DOWN"
