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Stable Genius. Pro-Canada 51st State. Yacht owner. sauna enthusiast. Hooters regular. anti- windmill. scratch golfer.

Gulf of America
Joined April 2023
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Weโ€™re calling them Trump numerals now. Get with it bro.
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
I donโ€™t get why democrats running around celebrating like crazy. Donald Trump is still YOUR president for the next 6 years
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Goodnight sweet princess
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
2025: โ€œThe future is unaffordable.โ€ 2026: โ€œThe future is unaffordable, but also gay.โ€
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I said the same thing around the same time and got 5 freakin likes. This app is RIGGED! (For the record, I did not see this or similar tweets before posting my own)
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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What these celebrating morons donโ€™t realize is all theyโ€™re going to get for the next two years is legislative gridlock and endless investigations. WTG
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
theyโ€™re calling it a bluekkake
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
does this mean we can get pornhub back?
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Per Sharia law, everyone is trans starting tomorrow.
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Texas after turning blue
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
My son already won 1st place in a womens swimming championship
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Apparently America wants Iran to have nukes. Disappointing
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Places that are still safe: 1. Florida 2. Tennessee 3. West Virgina 4. Oklahoma (Except for Tornadoes) 5. North Dakota 6. Montana 7. Arkansas
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
The GOP can still win the House and Senate if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Thank goodness Mitch McConnell isnโ€™t alive to see this
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Richard Mitten ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Alpha Male) retweeted
Trump nuking Iran the day after he loses the House & Senate.
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