My husband telling me about work-
"Well. I am proud of you! Thank you! That sounds like torture.. want spaghetti?"
I told my oldest to "go touch grass." He brought grass into the house and sat at his computer.
Well played, jerk.
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Stop throwing away physical books. Your children and grandchildren will thank you later. Only some will understand this.
I am just gonna let the kids watch TV until the playdate. I need to deep clean without people hanging on me.
