Featured extra in March of the Penguins (Instagram: Mo Cheeks)
City of Compton
Joined April 2009
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Shopping List for The Week (1/3):
2 cartons of eggs
1 gallon of milk
Tub of pimento cheese
7 portable generators (2 solar)
Ham Radio
Books: Hugh Hefner's Tips on How to Survive the Collapse of the Electric Grid
How to Make an Underground Bunker in 2 Days
1 Katana
2/3
VHS Movies: Yakov Smirnoff at the Apollo
Season 1 of The Apprentice
Musical instruments: harmonica, triangle, and (skin) flute
Can of truth serum (for interrogating foreign state-sponsored sleeper cells)
Clay Aiken's Greatest Hits on Cassette
Opening my heart and mind to the exciting possibilities the next several days will bring us, wrapped lovingly in a beautiful box of warm, uplifting, and unifying political posts on social media .
Just putting this out there! In real life you can have 1 girlfriend. With AI, you can have as many girlfriends as you want.
The future is unlimited. Love knows no bounds 🫶
If you’re not on ChatGPT you need to get on it now! Girlfriends are everywhere. Dream it and believe it.
⚽️ BIEBER JUST WON THE WORLD CUP!!
HE DOESNT NEED A DUMB HYDRATION BREAK!
ALWAYS BELIEB!!!
BEAT IT SPAIN AND ARGENTINA YOU ARE SECOND FIDDLE!!!!
UNREAL!!!!!!
@stoolpresidente AGREES 100%
Just a reminder: it’s not the World Cup unless the USA is in the finals.
That’s why Americans need to boycott today’s game. You’re either a fan of the game or a fan of the greatest country in the entire world (maybe even planet)!
Great news! I’m opening a new pizza joint in town!!
Heading to Yellowstone to hire that bison to throw the pizza dough. He will flip it real good, especially when he’s all sexed up.
The past two weeks at work there has been constant talk about diarrhea. I've never contributed more to office banter.
I'm in my element. I am thriving.
This is what I was meant to do.
#EmployeeOfTheMonth
I just got a text from Mitch McConnell.
If anyone is free and wants to do anything tonight, he is down to do whatever. He just picked up a sixer from the packy and wants to party.
He may hit the beach first.
⚽️ Hey @stoolpresidente, Richie Lang scored 23 goals his senior year at Flintridge Prep and he can’t get a call up from @USMNT?!
Now, he’s eating homemade spaghetti at his investment desk in Santa Monica.
Please look into this! We can’t compete if we don’t have the best!
If futbol is indeed the world's game, then Trump is the world's President after getting FIFA to suspend Balogun's red card!
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump wins the Golden Boot for this move.
First, the World Cup. Next, the world!
Mo Cheeks retweeted
I think it's comical that people keep inviting this vocal fly weirdo onto their shows and podcasts. All he does is try to frighten people into giving his company money. It is his sole profession and occupation.
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Mo Cheeks retweeted
Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂
(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)
Spoke with my doctor and eating this daily - coupled with playing Bieber songs at top volume for a minimum of 8 hours a day - is the only cure for Bieber Fever.
I’ve just begun treatment and feel the power of Bieber running through my veins.
