Welcome to my "Celtics is the most Over-Glamorized sports franchise" truth rant. Tho I'm a biased Sixers fan posting this before our game 7, I'm keeping my anti-Celtics bias sharp sticking to actual factuals & starting off with THE most overhyped point guard ever, Bob Cousyβ¦
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I Am!!!πππ My QBππΎπ§Ώπ€ #GOBIRDS #FLYEAGLESFLY
Tyrese Maxey out here snatching souls & ankles in clutch time π
#THROWTHEBALLUP
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Replying to @MostlyEagles
"AT LEAST MCKEE CAN THROW UP THE MIDDLE UNLIKE HURTS!!!"
[Mckee] *Sees a man wide open up the middle and throws into the dirt*
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It is insane how Jalen isn't even out there and he still is getting criticized. Like how do people not see how weird this is???
I went against my better judgement to believe in this Birds squad for a moment pregame. Despite some good efforts by a some guys (e.g. Mann, Makai, all the RBs), the smoke burned hotter against a trash _allas squad "The Savior" QB-led offense couldn't run the score up on
Ya know, now that Lemon got us a first down, anytime would be a great time to just run the ball... given Dallas' DLine isn't stopping a damn thing...
Yes, our injury report still reads like a war memorial & our offensive couches can't agree which way to screw in a damn bulb.
But..
FUCK THE COWBOYS!!
I'M NOT QUITTING JUST YET... AND YES I'LL RESUME CALLS TO FIRE NICK IF WE CATCH A HORRIBLE FADE, UNTIL THEN #FlyEaglesFly
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Replying to @Raindropsmedia1
"[Fabio] just takes it so serious because he knows he worked harder for that nose than the both of us"
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Lots of thoughts on this Sixers loss, great game by the Pistons taking advantage of our lack of bigs. But most annoying thing?
FUCK DUNCAN ROBINSON!
WHY THE HELL HE LOOK LIKE THAT MADTV STUART KID!? HOWDIS BIG GOOFY "hey look at what ican do :)~" TWERP BUSTING OUR ASS!?
If the players union had shown more strength in the past, I'd hold more faith that accountability would be a sure thing.
Oh yeah, it's Cowboys weekπ΄
Still care more for Howie & Lurie + head medical guy to have a joint appearance on the near-death of Hurts than I do the outcome of Monday night's game. I still want Nick gone so us winning a FireDumpster-Bowl matchup means nada to me right now.
Yall play too damn much π€£π€£π€£
Aight fam, as AI damm near sounding more like us, gotta hit these smartdumb LLMs with cultural colloquialisms to separate the bots from our mansanem as they are ready to do some hard coded tethering onto us.

















