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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Debate moderator is dumbfounded by Tom Tiffany's absurd election denialism Moderator: So the reason you voted to disqualify hundreds of thousands of absentee ballots in Wisconsin was "Zuckerbucks" ?? Tom Tiffany: ... Yes. Because... of what happened there.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
It’s not just Vivek Ramaswamy choosing pedophiles over people. Ken Paxton’s office offered a man who had faced child-sex-abuse charges a plea deal with one day in jail and no Texas sex-offender registration. Paxton now brags the man did 60. Hoffman served less than a month. Donors named in the Epstein files gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers (MI) and groups backing him. Then Rogers said we have to “protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him.” Michael Whatley (NC) appointed a convicted child sex offender to NC GOP leadership and kept him there after parents objected. Trump called Whatley “fantastic.” As Arizona Senate president, Andy Biggs helped kill a bill to replace the police force in Colorado City, where Warren Jeffs’ child-rape cult held power. Marshals had helped return an underage bride who fled. Biggs says, “I knew what was going on.” And he did nothing when he could have. Mike Collins (GA) voted against forcing the Epstein files out. Roger Marshall (KS) and Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS) voted to block an amendment that would have required their release. Now Epstein survivors are on TV telling voters what those votes meant. And Trump and JD Vance stand behind every one of these corrupt pieces of shit. This is the MAGA ticket. Every single one is on the ballot in two weeks. MAGA: Protecting Pedophiles Over People Every Time.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
NEW: Trump’s mega Venezuelan oil deal, signed by Hegseth and Rubio, benefits an unknown group of investors and was intentionally crafted to keep the next U.S. president or future leaders of Venezuela from undoing it. @propublica saw the secret contract: propublica.org/article/trump…
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
CNN montage of Trump talking about other men
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Adam Hamilton: If you appreciate having record diesel prices, 50,000 people in Kansas taken off of healthcare, thousands of children no longer receiving SNAP benefits, ICE hurting our livestock industry, and chaos and corruption, then vote Roger Marshall. If you want change, then I'd like to ask you to vote for me. Whether you're a Republican, Democrat, or independent, I will fight for you.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Amy Klobuchar lays into her opponent: We've seen a decrease in exports and tourism because of the tariffs. We've seen 8 million people tossed off their healthcare. We need a governor who is not a rubber stamp for Donald Trump.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Whoops! The Kennedy Center's Trump-installed Board quietly revises a key justification for the two-year closure: that a report supposedly found phased renovations would cost $41M more. The Board admits it never read that before voting. buff.ly/a7LEkeV
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
I’ve kept my mouth shut for a long time about #meangirl @megynkelly. She used to be one of my closest friends and then she ghosted me after she endorsed @andrewcuomo for mayor and I told her she broke my heart. Her comments about @1capplegate are disgusting. Having #MS for over 20 years, she knows how long it took for doctors to diagnose me. I think Christina is brave for telling the truth and I’m grateful she became a voice for so many of us. I will have much more to say about this when I’m well enough. I’ve been sick for several weeks in and out of the hospital but when I’m well enough I will comment more. realitytea.com/2026/10/21/me…
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Trump brought Darlene Graham on stage. She got 58 seconds, all about Trump. Zero about you. Zero about rent. Zero about gas prices. Zero about health care. "Our country is greater than ever before." Hey South Carolina: if it's so great vote Darlene. If not, Annie Andrews.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Ukrainian journalist @IAPonomarenko on witnessing the aftermath of Russian attacks on civilians trying to flee. “Half-burnt bodies lying on the asphalt” beside the wreckage of their cars. “It looks like something that resembles…seventh gates of hell.” “Something that you would expect to see in horror movies, but it's absolutely reality.”
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Just aired now on ESPN
Details are out on Vivek Ramaswamy’s statewide TV buy for his attack spot featuring Amy Acton’s estranged mother: $4,518,306 total for ads in every Ohio media market, starting Thursday and running through Election Day, per @MediumBuying.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Trump: As much as I can fall in love with a man, which isn't that much, I fall in love with Tim Scott.
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Reminder @AlexThomp and @jaketapper wrote an entire book about Biden...yet remain silent, well Alex especially, about Trump's obvious mental decline. Trump is displaying worsening symptoms that far exceed anything we saw from Biden.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Trump gets interrupted by another heckler while rambling about the Nobel Prize.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
The Pulitzer Peace Prize everyone.
Wow Trump is just making huge gaffes during this speech: They gave the wonderful peace prize, right? Does anybody know the name of that peace prize? They gave the Pulitzer Prize to a young lady
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Dementia J. Trump
Trump: I got Greenland. I got it… Denmark, They've only had it from 1592. That's not that old when because President Xi from China was here, I was showing him the White House. 1792, the White House, that's when it was built, and I was showing President Xi and I was so proud of it because I fixed it, you know, it, it was like a dump. They didn't take care of it
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Russian terrorists have launched 26 ballistic missiles towards Ukraine. They’re counting on receiving help from their American allies for this latest wave of destruction to get through.
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Hey media @CBSNews @ABC @NBCNews @nytimes @washingtonpost @CNN @FoxNews This president is mentally unwell. It is time to call it what it is... He should be removed from office.
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Survivingnsweatpants retweeted
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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Trump is protested a 7th time at his South Carolina rally
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