@Monicas_notes
 Somewhere in the desert
Joined December 2012
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When a political party takes over all three branches of government and starts saying things like “Truth isn’t Truth” it means we’re already living in George Orwell’s novel “1984” and if we don’t GET OUT AND VOTE then we may end up in Margaret Atwood’s novel “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
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Sad.@statsDude15 Aug 2018
If you want to confirm that you just felt an #earthquake, you check Twitter. It's what you do. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It’s what you do.
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Often Politicians tell us lies we want to hear rather than truths we need to know — leaving one to ask whether they should be followers of our desires or leaders of our needs.
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I try to compartmentalize, but then I remember that's how they built the titanic.
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A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you keep them to yourself.
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if you don’t have a crush on me i’m sorry you have no taste
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does ruining everything count as cardio?
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2017: the education system isn't perfect but it works 2025: the edukaton sistam is purfek now thanx betsy
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If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
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Gus: hey u gunna watch the eclipse Me: haha nah i don't get HBO Gus: no like in the sky Me: the what
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"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
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"We're all gonna die in a nuclear war also don't do opioids sorry can't talk now I'm on vacation. Whats Guam?" - Trump's 200th day in office
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As the country is in chaos, fighting constantly, so much anger, I hope you can find a calm moment to think about big ole butts.
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Under the new Republican health care bill if you need medical assistance your best option is going into Taco Bell and asking for napkins
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Do want irony on social media?
24%No, I already have one
15%I'm Brian & so's my wife
24%Nobody *expects* irony
36%Michael Jackson
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"To have a great idea, have a lot of them." Thomas Edison #quote #keeptrying
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what do you call a friend that doesn't like dogs? you don't
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"Every time you're tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future." D. Chopra
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The Problem Isn't Food Stamps.... The problem is we live in a rich country where food stamps are needed. NO ONE should go to bed HUNGRY!
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I’d rather you say I fell a thousand times because I ran a thousand times, instead of I never got injured cuz I stayed stuck.
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