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Wallahi this is the final move

Joined August 2026
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The trenches are calling and I must go.
The trenches are calling and I must go.
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0xC9675fe679C7d4e1b94416F66D61c96127eb964a It’s time $GIGATENEV
The trenches are calling and I must go.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The trenches are calling and I must go.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
“I get to see the work behind the scenes”
My Leading Lady. I get to see the work behind the scenes and now the world gets to see you shine and this is just the beginning…
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Can we now agree that there was a reason to talk about the Q4 dump throughout 2026? So much hate thrown my way for what still ended up happening. NASDAQ is down 15%. Patience is a virtue.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Replying to @SalsaTekila
To be fair, nothing can send BTC down Besides Salsa being bullish
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Crazy how all the dem elects after winning are all pro Jewish and pro Trump now 😹😹 Yall really believed your vote mattered in 2026 LMFAOOOO Voting is very jester, the lowest vibrational ppl vote
"I love Judaism and I love the Jewish people. AIPAC and Israel are not the same as Judaism The most dangerous thing is expanding antisemitism to include criticism of Israel" - Abdul El-Sayed Michigan Senator Absolutely Correct!
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
James Talarico: We have to hold this administration accountable, but we should also work with President Trump to deliver for working people across Texas and across this country. We can and must do both of those things. It is not an either/or choice. We need accountability, and we need to deliver, and I hope to work on a bipartisan basis to accomplish both of those goals for the people of my state.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
FUCKING IMMEDIATLEY SOLD OUT
James Talarico: We have to hold this administration accountable, but we should also work with President Trump to deliver for working people across Texas and across this country. We can and must do both of those things. It is not an either/or choice. We need accountability, and we need to deliver, and I hope to work on a bipartisan basis to accomplish both of those goals for the people of my state.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The Stock Market Faces Reality
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
LMAO this guy just doesn’t quit 🤣🤣🤣
If the NASDAQ can go back to the summer lows, then so can Bitcoin.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Again, people have this unrealistic fetish for closing exact tops, or buying exact bottoms. They imagine the pro trader who never loses and times everything perfectly. Reality is far from it. Trading is a game of averages. If my average purchase price is lower, and my average sell is higher I will out-compound you. Timing the exact bottom is a fools errand, shorting is for risk management, not for PnL. You short and close in profit so you have more cash on days like today. Would I have loved to be short into it? Sure, it would have been an extra +7% or so on our book. That doesn't matter as much as NOT LOSING money, managing your risk and preserving optionality. The sooner you understand this, the more profitable you'll become.
We've decided to close nearly all of our equity shorts into last nights emotional selling. One of our most profitable months ever. Thank you to our counterparties on those trades. While the next year looks challenging for equity markets, I don't think it continues to make sense to be directionally short. While sitting nearly 50% cash, we continue to hold large HYPE and Bitcoin positions.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Found Kevin’s new burner 😂
What has he said that’s untrue or u disagree with cus I’ve seen Russ say that team wasn’t good enough either?? So your mad because a pro athlete said his front office made bad decisions (trading harden for basically nothing)???
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Think that was it for now thanks for playing
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
they askin “wen buybacks” on stock holy fuck
Nvidia had $235 b buyback.. It is time or when?
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Total Jane Street destruction
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
If you're bullish on AI (I'm not) this should be a generational once in a lifetime buying opportunity. Market is completely dislocated and automated mechanical selling is driving these names down. Tempting
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