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Escaped inmate from Chateau d'Eez

America's Dairyland
Joined September 2015
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I like to take pictures of empty alcohol containers I find on the roadside
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Imagine getting run raw and left whimpering by this. It changes a gal. I’m as straight as they come, but I get it.
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Just a little something to take the edge off
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It's always some random Italian guy
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>make dirty-sounding puke post >zonk out for a few hours This shit is too easy
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Guess what Michelle Pfeiffers, you ain't a real cat!
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Just got an ad: "David Crowley's radical agenda isn't right for you." They're correct but not in the way they expect.
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All saints day Shark em if ya got em
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Crossed paths with a couple redneck dudes that I'm pretty sure just fucked each other in this gas station bathroom The looks on their faces when we made eye contact though...
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More like fruitivities amirite?
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if anyone ever needs to kidnap @MonteGripto i've found the perfect method
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Gave out sawzall blades and sandpaper to the local kids, then showed them where to cut catalytic converters and how to remove serial numbers from a lower receiver. Really promising bunch. Happy to support neighborhood kids. They are going places.
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There's a kid on a trike dressed up as Billy the Puppet
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Interesting how none of the houses in my neighborhood with Tom Tiffany signs are giving out candy
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Bushtits live in flocks, and single adults will help couples raise their young.
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Going wild with our Halloween Ash-tivities
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first kid that comes to the door tonight is in for a treat
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