Moosh

I lie here in bed, my tear ducts officially in drought mode after 16 hours of nonstop weeping. I thought we had hit rock bottom at 170, but apparently, we were just warming up for the grand finale. We bounced to 180—hope was alive—then Bybit got “hacked” and the giga short arrived like a final boss. Now we sit at 150, and my entire life has followed suit. My wife packed her bags and left, my son disowned me, and even my pets refuse to make eye contact—my dog growled, my cat hissed, and I swear my goldfish gave me side-eye. I am a financial disgrace. First, I went all-in on Melania at 20B like a true patriot and took a glorious 75% loss. Then, thinking I had learned my lesson, I full-sent Libra at 3.7B and got obliterated for another 80%. With my last remaining $4, I did what any rational investor would do: 100x longed at 159. I am now in spiritual liquidation. Wahali, they turned me into a rotisserie chicken.

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