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When I 1st heard "Marion Berry," didn't realize it was a person. Thought it was the life philosophy of young women who wed elderly rich men!
Of course, he also thought Eve was pretty fly!
Lazy Adam Just Going To Call This One 'Fly' buff.ly/ZFPeJvq
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What do you do with a green monster? Leave it until it's ripe.
punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Monster #MonsterJokes #joke #Halloween
"What's the best color for a dancer?"
"I don't know."
"It has to be gray."
"Why?"
"Because a gray dancer is a great answer!"
NO JOKE
I pretty much agree, especially if they're hot (although I still dip them in ketchup, if it's available)!
Cute response from @TerryCa50943758 --
"And would the meet and greets include open bars?"
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First Chekov, and now Captain Picard? Somebody needs to send bodyguards to @WilliamShatner's house immediately. He must be protected at all costs.
Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ captain and ‘X-Men’ superhero, had died at 86.
Stewart died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles, a rep announced.
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
