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la vita e bella. ~ You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Busan, Republic of Korea
Joined July 2009
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Cap'n Morgan retweeted
got this 5 at work today. ? Bitch that’s the lincoln memorial
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the Academy on their way to nominate Ken but not Barbie
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Maybe don't train your base to hate books if you're planning on writing one
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Men don't run after you into the garden when the romantic tension in the ballroom gets too intense and you need air anymore and that's really a tragedy
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oh nooo yummy pastries sold in bulk for people to enjoy at home nooo america nooooo
is this what it is like in america .
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A reminder with student loan payments restarting soon. #CancelStudentDebt
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Cap'n Morgan retweeted
she’s completely correct and i’m surprised fox news shared this
'FEELING HELPLESS': Alabama mom's rant about the unattainable American dream goes viral. trib.al/WermpSq
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There's like 20 kids called Ezra in the new kindergarten class.
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It's time American public school teachers got a raise.
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Cap'n Morgan retweeted
my dream job is actually just… hobbit
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Cleantok really has some of ya'll making mustard gas in your toilets.
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Caught us. President Biden is working to make life easier for hardworking families.
Marjorie Taylor Greene warns Joe Biden is trying to “finish what FDR started” by trying to address problems related to “rural poverty”, “education,” and “medical care.” She warns it’s similar to when LBJ passed “Medicare and Medicaid.” (@Acyn)
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Louis Wain would love catsofinstagram
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I got an unsolicited pic so I said, "I'm really into Dad bods," and he stopped messaging me. Has it been this easy all along?
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Conservative woman owns the libs by being really really stupid
Thank god for men bc I can’t do this
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As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
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