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Where TF is Liam Neeson?
You've been kidnapped. Cell phone battery 1%. You got time for one call. Who you calling?
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Why are y'all shocked? No one said inmates are dumb; they just did dumb sh*t.
Chicago Jail’s inmate chess team won third place in the 2026 Online Chess Championship, competing against players from 56 countries around the world. ♟🌍💯
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This Heat vs. Wolves game is a MUST-watch!!!
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Brazilian man, 49, sells all his belongings & travels 1,200 miles to meet his dream woman, only to discover she was AI-generated.
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Mm hmm
JUST IN🚨: A Study Reveals about 90% Men’s Stress is caused by Women.
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Naaa he needs to go to a young team where he can get playing time.
The Philadelphia 76ers could be looking to add more shooters, with Dalton Knecht emerging as a potential option after being waived by the Los Angeles Lakers 👀
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Can't say I blame them. Prices go up; pay should go up.
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Yeah, just retire, bro. The basketball gods are done with him.
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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Love this!!!
Just got off the phone with Aqib Talib…happy we were able to work thru our differences
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The Denver Broncos are 4-2 after playing the: Chiefs Rams Seahawks Chargers 49ers Jaguars UNREAL‼️
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He's gotta have a meeting with Bo. Heart-to-heart. Fck going on?
Ryan Fitzpatrick on Bo Nix: “Bo Nix is not playing competitively. It’s almost disrespectful to the quarterback position how he’s playing football.”
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He was mad on da low😂😂😂
Gilbert Arenas finding out that between him, Iman Shumpert, and Evan Turner, he actually has the lowest career winning percentage. 💀💀 Career Win % Iman Shumpert 279–182 60.5% Evan Turner 356–349 50.5% Gilbert Arenas 253–299 45.8%
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