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@Mpyeegolo

Tweets are my own and don't represent companies I am associated with in any way. Everything here is banter🙏🏾 Bird brain behaviour will not be tolerated

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2017
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In an effort to not feel emotional pain, I’ve injured myself physically during a workout. Unorthodox method but it has worked twice
Eniolacore💋💗@pretty_eni26Oct 24
I wish painkillers worked on emotional pain
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Batho ba modimo, the name of this restaurant is called?
Tame Mpalampala@londsnmOct 25
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There’s a lack of in everything regarding dating. Lack of consideration, understanding, respect, empathy, emotional intelligence, mental intelligence etc…..
🪐@PRammitloaOct 23
I am genuinely asking why is dating so hard for this generation ?
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Take my number, don’t ask for my IG. Cuz now u gon be callin women I grew up with my “hoes”.
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Why would I put effort in reading a ChatGPT paragraph
🪐@PRammitloaOct 23
Ladies stop writing paragraphs for men they don't read them.
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Basadi Mara le hlabisa dihlong man sies
Lord
@PontshoX4Oct 23
Weehh, this girl loves limpopo boy.
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1 more attempt before the grandparents have to get involved I swear
Angela💙
@amangiehOct 22
Do you still have the energy to start a new relationship at your age?
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Then you can feel when someone has your person….
🪐@PRammitloaOct 21
In the beginning it be like that.
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T@MpyeegoloOct 23
08:52* “We’ve discovered some extensive damage……”
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08:52* “We’ve discovered some extensive damage……”
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Those 2-3 months of just pure happiness 🤌🏾
Redd me@loveyReddOct 22
Those first two weeks when a man is trying to pursue you>>>>
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Replying to @hlovo_
The other day on TT, they were going on about how they look for their dads in potential partners, but had it been a guy who said that, they would've told him to marry his mother! Bunch of hypocrites man.
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Yep, they genuinely liked me for me because ke nale eng ye oe nyakang?
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@FimiyeOct 21
I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me
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Toyota Corolla XR sedan👀
Hlovo
@hlovo_Oct 19
What’s your “hear me out” car?
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Spotify has a DM section😭 moer
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So do women! A le special gape….
Mark 15:35
@TinaZinhleOct 17
Men think they can reserve you for when they get their lives together. 😂
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Good cologne and quality shirts>>> You start appreciating the finer basics in your late twenties. 🤌🏾
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MySol is just like me , I believe in marriage I believe in love mara le masepa a batho
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Yona ga ena VIP shame
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𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪𝔂 ༘⋆@nthabisengkgoduOct 16
he leaned in & i leaned back man i feel like such a horrible person
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