Award-Winning Comedy Writer. Investigative Journalist. Proficient recluse. The public eye is blind.
Syracuse, New York
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I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
Trump: I doubt there's a ballroom anywhere in the country with 50 foot ceilings. You'll be able to have dinners for as many people as you want.
Are we stacking them vertically?
Also... he said you'll and you, not we'll and we. Seems he actually knows the end is near.
Fagnano 10 completions for 60 yards.
I don't know what's worse... trying to win an NFL game with those stats, or trying to be an NFL quarterback when your name literally translates to "Tiny Queer"
Republicans have already started scattering like cockroaches when the lights come on to resign before the subpoenas and indictments start dropping.
I hate to rain on a much-needed parade, but keep in mind that @RepJeffries and @SenSchumer are both complete Israel-first scumbag puppets who sell us out for AIPAC/Israel money. They're going to be a massive hurdle/problem in this movement.
