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Cardinal Caddie retweeted
The worst things about sports:
1. The Pat McAfee/Jason Kelce/barstoolification of the media
2. Commercials
3. Ticket prices/$15 beers
4. The rest of the traditional media
5. Proliferation of online sports betting
What else am I missing? 🤔
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
I mean everyone in the fucking world said you’ve gotta clean up A, B and C or you’re gonna lose a game you have no business losing. None of it gets cleaned up, and you lose a game you have no business losing.
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Throwback to Louisville having maybe the greatest defensive quarter of all time by forcing SIX TURNOVERS including two pick sixes vs Wake Forest in 2022 😭🔥
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Dan called us a bust for having a worse O-Line as a rookie, we don’t wanna hear the excuses
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
The Presidents Cup has me wondering what could be if the DP World Tour brought back the Seve Trophy properly.
Using the current DataGolf Points Ranking gives you 24 of the top 83 in the world.
Imagine Rory v Rahm at Portmarnock or Valderrama.
#PresidentsCup #IntlTeam #USTeam
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Fully prepared to watch an egregious commercial load and less than 50% of the golf shots. Only thing we can do now is prepare for the inevitable.
@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Over the first 60 minutes of competition today at the Presidents Cup, there were 15 minutes, 45 seconds of commercials on Golf Channel.
Four full commercial breaks (11:15 total)
Two "Playing Through" breaks (4:30 total)
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Here a question for the golf twitter community… what is the WORST that Koivun can perform in the 2027 season in order to get a spot on the Ryder Cup team?
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
Here’s a clip of Gronk’s injury in 2015 that ended up being a Grade 1 knee strain.
He pounded the ground, rolled around, and yelled for 2 minutes. He only missed ONE game.
This was your reaction, @stoolpresidente.
“The man tweaked his hammy, and acted like both ACLs, MCLs, and everything else had been torn…”
-@stoolpresidente has given Caleb Williams a new nickname; “The Thespian”
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
I talked about this on the podcast this week actually lol.
There was a time and place where the Barstoolification of sports media was refreshing, different, and funny.
It’s been overdone now for like 5 years. These are now 45-55 year old men “disrupting legacy sports media” by taking their shirts off and smoking weed.
It’s so fuckin lame, bring back some decorum in sports.
You get handed tens of millions of dollars, total creative control, and prime real estate on ESPN.
All you have to do is show basic professionalism for a couple of hours a day.🤷🏼♀️
Instead, McAfee is live on air looking completely blasted, putting a smoking joint down on the desk like he’s chilling in a garage. If literally anyone else at that network did this, security would have walked them out the door by commercial break.
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
You know it’s kind of bad that the modern economy models the College Football Landscape.
College football’s most carefully guarded secret is the amount of money flowing to the players on each roster.
So we reached out to 70 sources across the sport.
Estimated budgets for all 68 teams: nyti.ms/4xwoPqe
Cardinal Caddie retweeted
We need to pack the joint y’all… Make it the most hostile environment in the history of Louisville Football. Card Nation…can’t wait to watch you guys do what you do. Illegal procedures, off sides…timeouts. Wreak havoc on our opponent Saturday from 3:30-7:00.
