Mr. Goodenough

Congrats, you voted! Now, shut the fuck up and accept the consequences for who you did/didn’t vote for.

Being betrayed wasn’t on my schedule today, but here we are.

I can’t decide on which I want to happen more; that I don’t wake up with this massive headache, my depression, my anxiety, and this anger or if I don’t wake up at all.

I wish I could share the same sentiment, but I’m really tired of fucking my own hand.

Happy Halloween!

Two more days until Halloween! 🎃 👻 Three more days until I start playing Christmas music! 🎅 🎄

We can live like Jack & Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we’ll wish this never ends

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” ~ Mark Twain

People suck. Especially narcissists.

My mom has the same shawl.

I’ve spent so long trying to find my way back to the man I used to be that I almost missed the man I’m becoming.

It’s been a day…

It’s Monday, I only got 4 hours of sleep, and it’s 59° in my classroom. Only 157 school days until summer vacation.

A band or singer telling me who to vote for is like me telling them what songs to play.

I need to start collecting the money I loaned to people (about $2,400 in total) because apparently, they have it. I loaned money to a buddy of mine earlier this year, and the fucker just told me he’s getting another tattoo. It costs more than what I loaned him! 😡

It’s Friday. Act accordingly.

I always feel like somebody’s watching me

PTA’s are for parents who want to hear the sound of their own voices and feel like they’re an involved parent. Meanwhile, it’s the parent at home with the kids that is an involved parent.

Conversation with my daughter about her day at school (she’s in kindergarten): Her: (eating a cookie) We learned about c today. Cookie starts with c! Me: Oh, yeah? Her: Yup! Also, car, cat, cake, cunt, can, and candy! Me: … 👀 Her: Can I have another cookie? Me: (Trying not to laugh) Yep. 😂😂😂